Don't tell Mr. "C", but I'm having his Auntie for my dinner tonight! Maybe you can sell the things you made from BBL on Ebay to help defray the cost of his therapy. I think he's gonna need it for a long time!
It's like something out of "CSI: Rooster". Mr Cocka-Doodle-Doo went to the morgue (that's the room full of stiff cocks) to identify the body, but he was too cut up...
to all concerned parties, Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo hasn't spoken since the incident, but I'm sure he'll be okay. (uncle Al is in the crock pot covered with sauce)
The saddest part of the story is how cheap Uncle Al got sold for. Personally, I'd want to know that my family is going for top dollar and not thrown in the marked down bin at the Piggly Wiggly store.
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You are so deliciously twisted.
*snicker*
I love the word "grisly."
Are you saving up for his therapy?
Just when you thought it was safe to open the freezer...
That is so freaking wrong! I love it!
Funny, I ate cock the other day and it tasted just like...
frog legs!
Oh NOES!!
(Thanksgiving is going ot be waaaay awkward)
Don't tell Mr. "C", but I'm having his Auntie for my dinner tonight! Maybe you can sell the things you made from BBL on Ebay to help defray the cost of his therapy. I think he's gonna need it for a long time!
That clown picture scares me :(
*hides*
Aaaagggh! How horrible!
So, did Penny open the freezer to get even with his friend Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo?
this was so hilarious, i snorted! love it!
LMAO...now thats funny!! Happy WW.
LOL--now THAT is funny!! happy WW.
haha The chicken is tramatized. I love it.
LOL! Nice entry!:)
I didn't even notice the clown! *cry*
Gosh,thanks fpr pointing it out NCS. *sucks thumb*
I was so upset I couldn't even spell "for".
Has the cock gone cuckoo?
hahaha.
Happy WW.
When's the cremation planned?
"No flowers, please, but donations of BBQ sauce would be welcome".
It's like something out of "CSI: Rooster". Mr Cocka-Doodle-Doo went to the morgue (that's the room full of stiff cocks) to identify the body, but he was too cut up...
nice photo. but don`t take mr cocka to kfc too. lol
I like it. I love your sense of humor the best. Have a great WW. :)
to all concerned parties, Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo hasn't spoken since the incident, but I'm sure he'll be okay. (uncle Al is in the crock pot covered with sauce)
I don't know if I should be hungry or disgusted!
Can someone pass the drumstick?
Uncle Al was tender and tasty. Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo thought it was pork, so we're cool
I wave packages of hot dogs at my naughty Labrador, Reagan and tell him that he's next if he doesn't quit sniffing my hoo-hoo area.
The saddest part of the story is how cheap Uncle Al got sold for. Personally, I'd want to know that my family is going for top dollar and not thrown in the marked down bin at the Piggly Wiggly store.
Yeah, 'Cocks On Sale' or 'Half-Price Cocks' just doesn't sound very nice.
Psssss, thanks for your e-mail. You lifted me out of the drowning pool of sweat and tears. No blood. Not that time of the month yet.
So what! Everyone has an uncle in the freezer. Don't they?
Uh oh.
Hee hee hee...
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