Monday, October 1, 2007

BBL Crafts

At last, the final installment of our in depth look at BBL.
I've been busy in my workshop crafting BBL ,uh, stuff.

For the jewelry lover in your life we have a lovely bracelet and ring combo. The nice neutral tones makes them go with any color palette.

While on a jaunty little shopping trip to Walmart, Lean and I looked at Halloween Costumes for dogs. They were all sized for small dogs much to our dismay.
That's when we decided a BBL uni-brow disguise would be just the thing for Penny.

She was so delighted she would not stop jumping so the photo is a bit off center.

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo's pool playing friends are decked out in their exclusive, one of a kind, limited edition BBL matching scarves. Fabulous! They look like twins.

Brian, I couldn't find many uses for ear wax but here's something from the net. Let us know if you try any of them.

Top Ten Uses for Earwax
(submitted by theEARWIG)
Gives your earbees something to do. (Buttsey57)
It's actually a very effective super-conductor, but only when picked in just the right way. (I haven't figured out that way yet)
It's a one-for-one substitute for dog slobber. (Maniac Bob)
Sister Repellent (Buttsey57)
Naturally Scented Candles for those Romantic Occasions (Mr. Suave, Beowulf)
Spread it on the back of paper scraps - instant Post-It notes (Beowulf)
Blonde highlights (LeeLee the House Hippo)
When liberally applied provides shaping and contouring for the new grooming phenomenon 'Handlebar Earstaches' (Menasaur)
Ever wondered what "yellow 58" is? (Beowulf)
Lo-carb alternative to boogers (Janitor Bob)


Bee said...

I snuck to my computer real quick to tell you that you are one crafty blogger!




Bee said...

So when are you sending me my bracelet/ring combo?

Can it be out of Carrot Top BBL?

Bee said...

Do dogs have belly buttons?
If so, do they have BBL?

Bee said...

Hasta Lumbago!

Jean Knee said...

you want it, you got it.

Bee said...

One more thing, earbees?

Jean Knee said...

yes, all mammals have belly buttons, but most heal over so that you can't even see them

Jean Knee said...

i don't know what earbees are, but I'm sure they are disgusting

Bee said...

One more last thing, I want to be friends with "LeeLee the House Hippo" and "Buttsey57".

Can you arrange that for me?
Okay now I'm really leaving.

Special K ~Toni said...

I think my favorite is Lo-carb alternative to boogers

I have something for you at my blog!

Melissa said...

Okay... this is amusing and yet frightening on so many levels... Are you going to open up a BBL Boutique??

Kimberly said...


That's all I have to say about that.

Leilani said...
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Leilani said...

Um weird - I never use my full name on blogger. Huh.

Well here is my comment again:
Hey Jean... stopping in real quick to thank you for the lovely thank you note. I've not been a good commenter lately - sorry! Anyway, glad you got your loot and like it (sorry for the confusion over the wipes case).

Bee said...

On Friday I will be posting a special Ode to you jean knee.
Make sure to stay tuned!

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elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm starting to feel very competitive with you and your crafting genius, jean knee. We'll have to have a Craft-A Thon face off challenge.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I like the word jaunty. It makes me think of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. I really don't know why.

I want to make something out of all the long hairs that get trapped in my butt crevice. I thought about pom-poms but I was informed that people don't really enjoy getting things made from somebody's butt shaken around in their face. Who knew?!!!?

No Cool Story said...

No. I refuse to read the ear wax part.

The Toads looks very happy and warm in their scarves. Will Mr. Cocka-Doodle get a fancy get up likes his buddies?

PS: yellow 58.

No Cool Story said...

NCS&Blog-thon would like to know if you and Elastic would be interested on dedicating the Craft-A Thon to "Burned Out Bloggers*", to remember our afflicted Fellow Bloggers.

*A continuous effort dedicated to bringing awarenes and support to fellow Bloggers who are in the process of quitting, but came back to tell us they're quitting, just to change their mind...just to quit again. May no fellow blogger be left behind, un-danced and un-commented.

No Cool Story said...

Hasta Lumbago!


Brian o Vretanos said...

The jewellery is lacking in lustre. Which you could get by smearing them with earwax. You also need some kind of stone for the ring. Gallstones if large enough, unused teeth, or perhaps compacted toenail clippings? I think you need to do some more experimentation.

Brian o Vretanos said...


There is a conspiracy theory about this. Earbees are a very small species of bee that leaves wax and honey inside peoples' ears, because the ears resemble their hives in some way.

However, the evil supermarket chains were worried that if people found out that the gooey stuff in their ears tasted great on toast they would lose sales, so they spent millions getting all the earbees genetically modified (the beekeepers helped them, of course) so that they only leave wax.

Bee said...

RE: Earbees
Uh... Brian, could you have maybe said "of bees" or "of a bee" instead of sayin "of bee"?
People are gonna start covering their ears when I'm near them!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Some people might be a little self-obsessed ;-)


Just so that no-one is in any doubt that I didn't mean any person called Bee (anyone know someone of that name?), Please read "of bees" instead of "of bee".

Further info, whilst I'm here. It's earbees that give you tinnitus.

Bee said...

jean knee!
Brian is calling me tiny again!!

Jean Knee said...

the Horror! I'll have you know that bee is almost as tall as my 6 year old!

Jean Knee said...

I'm almost certain that I can out BBL craft anyone

Jean Knee said...

BBL only seems gross until you feel how soft it is, then it just wins you over

Jean Knee said...

NCS- we had an "Incident" at our house so Mr. Cocka-Doodle -Doo isn't being very agreeable

Jean Knee said...

EWBL- aren't those things called dingle berries?

must research

Jean Knee said...

brian- toenail clippings seem the way ro go here, especially if they have traces of nail polish

No Cool Story said...

an "Incident"?!????!!


Jean Knee said...

NCS- physically, he's fine.
mentally, he may never be the same.