Friday, October 12, 2007

Cat Scratch Fever

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What, you were expecting wild man, Ted Nugent? Nah, he's off in the woods killing something. Now we, on the other hand, have another partaaaaaay!

Black Cat Party Table


Cat shaped plates with napkin bow tie


Treat bag craft

Cat centerpiece and candy holder




winner of the ugliest cat contest, unretouched photo



And for even more fun here's a top nine list of women who shouldn't dress as cat woman for Halloween (I could only think of nine, they are in random order)
9. Rosie O'Donnell: the mask just doesn't leave enough room for her overly developed, big mouth

8. Britney Spears; costume has no pockets to hold her "goodies"

7. Hillary Clinton; Doesn't want Bill to get any "tail" if it's attached to her

6. Bee; you have to wear matching shoes to be cat woman

5. Condoleeza Rice; the costume isn't white enough

4. Elasticwaistbandlady; it's not as much fun as peeing on bags

3. Martha Stewart; it's NOT a good thing

2. Michael Jackson; must have an actual nose to keep the mask on

1. Jean Knee; because cat woman is not classified as "other"

0. Austin Powers; He's a man, baby!

-1. Penny; clashes with her petsafe collar

33 comments:

B said...

I saw that "ugliest cat" pic on the animal shelter website. I seriously didn't believe it was actually a cat. It looks more like an anorexic pig or something from outer space. Does that cat belong to the clown?
Love the party decor, too. You're very creative.
:) Brenda

Stacey said...

Gee I can't imagine why a cute little thing like that was voted "ugliest cat". That is a creature from the darkest of nightmares.

Love the kitty decor,those are cute ideas!

Bee said...

Umm... I do have some shoes that would match a catwoman costume. They're my hooker boots from when I was... uh, into the club scene. BUT let's not talk about that now.

Bee said...

That cat is scarier than any clown I've ever had nightmares about!

Bee said...

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Bee said...

Are you sure that's a cat? It looks like a rat mated with a kangaroo!

Kayelyn said...

Well, yes I was expecting Ted Nugent and hoping, too. I like his "Cat Scratch Fever" song. However I must say that your cat scratch fever stuff was more kid appropriate and I didn't have to hide to view it :)

You have great talent!

Bee said...

*SLAPPED!*

Lisa said...

gross. That cat looks like a rat.

Brian o Vretanos said...

For some reason I can't see the pictures.

BANG!

Carrot Jello said...

Hey, on that treat bag, how'd you get it black, or did it come that way?

Jean Knee said...

okay, now I can't see the pictures either, Brian did you do something?

Jean Knee said...

carrot, the treat bags came black. I got them at Michaels or hobby lobby in a pack of 10 or 20.

Bee said...

Hey! They are gone!

Jean Knee said...

I reloaded them, can you see em?

No Cool Story said...

I love the Cat shaped plates with napkin bow tie. I LOVE THOSE!! Meow.You are such a party animal Jean Knee.

Hey, you can take any of my Father Al stuff. It's what he'd want.

Jennifer B. said...

EWWW! That cat gives me the creeps!

But your cats are cute.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Okay, now I can see what everyone is BANGing on about.

That cat's no good - you wouldn't be able to make a decent meal out of it...

Jean Knee said...

or a decent fur stole.

Bee said...

Who would want to wear a cat? Much less eat one!
Yuck-O

Bee said...

You know what I did in school once? I played "we're not gonna take it" by Twisted Sister in the loud speaker instead of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Bee said...

They never gave me in-house suspensions again!
Straight home all the way!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I see pictures.....finally.

I don't make a living peeing on bags. No, I'm just an amateur, but I'll still rent my services out for that hated co-worker, customer, spouse, telemarketer, whatever.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

i could so go as a Cat Woman too. Like one of the puffy fat and old cats from the musical, Cats.

Midnight...all alone in the moonlight....all alone with the memories

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I call my Papi 'My Little Hairless Chihuahua.' Hairless chihuahuas are cuter than mangy cats.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'd like to also make a comment about how your last party was a Boner theme and this one has a Pussy theme. Interesting.

Jean Knee said...

bee- I had a beautifful persian cat. I told everyone I was going to make a stole out of him after he died. I would have too, except he was eaten by coyotes.

Jean Knee said...

where you been, Elastic?? Sporking at the chinese Buffet? some people have all the fun.

Tori :) said...

Eew. That cat is just nasty. Poor thing...

Melissa said...

I love the cat party ideas! And that cat is UGLY!! Only a face a mother could love... maybe...

Bee said...

Your cat was eaten by coyotes!!!
Talk about scary Halloween stories!

wynne said...

I don't think that cat has a face a mother could love, melissa. I think that's a face a mother would eat.

wynne said...

('cause only cannibalistic cats have babies that ugly)