What, you were expecting wild man, Ted Nugent? Nah, he's off in the woods killing something. Now we, on the other hand, have another partaaaaaay!
Black Cat Party Table
Cat shaped plates with napkin bow tie
Treat bag craft
Cat centerpiece and candy holder
winner of the ugliest cat contest, unretouched photo
And for even more fun here's a top nine list of women who shouldn't dress as cat woman for Halloween (I could only think of nine, they are in random order)
9. Rosie O'Donnell: the mask just doesn't leave enough room for her overly developed, big mouth
8. Britney Spears; costume has no pockets to hold her "goodies"
7. Hillary Clinton; Doesn't want Bill to get any "tail" if it's attached to her
6. Bee; you have to wear matching shoes to be cat woman
5. Condoleeza Rice; the costume isn't white enough
4. Elasticwaistbandlady; it's not as much fun as peeing on bags
3. Martha Stewart; it's NOT a good thing
2. Michael Jackson; must have an actual nose to keep the mask on
1. Jean Knee; because cat woman is not classified as "other"
0. Austin Powers; He's a man, baby!
-1. Penny; clashes with her petsafe collar