Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Cram It Some More


Tomorrow is wordless Wednesday and, well, there are just no words....
Here's some stuff in my actual house right at this actual moment





I wanted to write O J was here in fake blood, but since children were visiting I refrained from doing so. I did print it on the picture at Walgreens before I printed it out for the photo album.

Next portion is for Brian, his therapist thinks if he looks at photos of spiders he will become de-sensitized. What? Yes as a matter of fact I am his therapist, he just doesn't know it yet. And you thought there was nothing free left in the world? My therapeutic services are free whether you want them or not. Lovely.





you may have to click to see spiders in photo



Little Lean made this in school

And finally, NCS gave me an idea to decorate the house with Al Gore, and I'm gonna be him for Halloween-I printed his face out on green paper, lock box, yeah baby!

but of course blogger will not upload them!!! The Horror!!!!!





41 comments:

Tori :) said...

I love the bloody handprints! What a great idea!!! What'd you use for blood? Or is it real...

Bee said...

Who is Brian?

Bee said...

AND!
Why does he have an aversion to spiders?

Bee said...

Also!
Is aversion a word? Or is a virgin?

No Cool Story said...

The Horror!
I love the handprints! I love the spiders! I love therapist JK.
I want to come over to your house.

Hey, if adopting Melody doesn't happen, you can always adopt me. I can pack in less than 2 hours.

PS: Can't wait to see Father Al :)
/Dreams

Brian o Vretanos said...

Aversion therapy:

Well, it's certainly giving me an aversion to the therapist...

I suppose I should be grateful for the thoughtfulness. Love the handprints though...

Brian o Vretanos said...

In addition to spiders, you also appear to have a bee infestation. Bee's don't bother me, so if you need any help clearing them up, let me know...

Bee said...

jean knee, why is Brian still awake?

Maybe he doesn't want to go to sleep for fear he might have spider nightmares...?

Jean Knee said...

I bought those things at Spencer's joke shop

Jean Knee said...

Brian is this British Bloke. I'm not sure why he has a virgin to spider's, something in childhood i would imagine

Jean Knee said...

I love bees, I can't wait til that bee movie comes out.
or am I thinking of B movies?

I can never think of words

Bee said...

jean knee!! I was just here and there were no Gorey heads on stuff and then I came back and they appeared!!
Run jean knee run!!

Also let's not speak of the movies I made please. It was a difficult time in my life and I needed the money.

Bee said...

Now they're sold in the nickle bin at thrift stores... [bowing my head in shame]

Jean Knee said...

yeah, well I wouldn't pay less than a dollar for them.


heee hooo haaawww "Gorey" heads, love it...hee haaawww hooo whee

Jean Knee said...

oh my word "Gorey" heads , I'm still chortling

Jean Knee said...

okay in the last pic you must click on it, he has green google eyes and a bowtie, wating to recieve his next award.


Lean was going to enter a pumpkin decorating contest but I told her not to bother, Father Al will win for sure sigh

No Cool Story said...

He loosk so life-like in the last one!
Oh Jean Knee, I voted for you and all my wildest dreams came true!!

/Goreyfied

PS: WV is hairz

No Cool Story said...
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No Cool Story said...

When Gorey is wearing the black top hat and tie is like the Oscars all over again.

:)
Oscars, not Orcas.

Jean Knee said...

Goreyfied hawww heeee eeee haww
I think I'm a bit delirious.

he is a rather handsome lad, even without eyeballs.
my hub said, " he looks all fat, I had to tell him it's all that green food he eats. sadly, he does not keep up with Father Al like I do.

Jean Knee said...

when you have all that black and white going on it's easy to confuse the two.

memories...... it seems like only yesterday he invented the internet

Jean Knee said...

orcas, oscars potato,potatoe

no wait that was dan quail, well whatever, you know what I mean

Jean Knee said...

oh yeah NCS thumbs up on adopting you as long as you and Lean wear the same size- hand me downs are frowned upon here

Jean Knee said...

you know what's cool? getting 23 comments... no it doesn't matter one bit if they are almost all from yourself

No Cool Story said...

"...he looks all fat"

It's not easy beign green. famous and Nobeled.
I'm so happy Gorey gets recognitions even on Halloween, you are a good woman Jean Knee.

No Cool Story said...

What does Lean wear?

I now know how to use a sewing machine, I could make my own clothes.

Lisa said...

Wow! Love the spiders!! I also love the handprints and Father Al--very funny!!!

Jean Knee said...

that wasn't my house with the spiders but I want them very badly

Melissa said...

You are one crafty Halloween gal! I hope your day is filled with ghouls and spooks! Cause I think that's the way you want it to be! :)

for a different kind of girl said...

I love the bloody handprints! Love them! The dapper pumpkin is pretty charming, too.

I aspire to be as crafty as I come here and marvel at. Alas, glue sticks mock me.

Seriously. Did I ever tell you I loved those bloody handprints?

Bee said...

MY EYES! MY EYES!!!
I wasn't going to but something made me click on the Gorey head at the end and those horrible green eyes will be in my brain for ever!!!

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

help


me


...

Arugula Queen said...

I know this lady who was sooooo busy printing out Al Gore masks that she wouldn't pick up the phone when her favorite stalkee in the whole wide world came calling....

Arugula Queen said...

Al Gore zombies on the move and looking for brains

Jennifer B. said...

Oh man, those gorey treats and decorations are too much. Hope you live in Republican country.

Jean Knee said...

different girl- you should use hot glue, I'm pretty free wheeling with it myself. glue sticks are for sissies, If you aren't risking 2nd degree burns it's just sissy stuff.

all my crafts are extremely easy

those bloody hand prints are groovy, baby!

Jean Knee said...

arugula- I was unable to answer my phone because I was choking on a chicken bone


didn't you get my message where I was gasping for breath?
it's okay my princess polka dot heimliched me and now all is well

Jean Knee said...

arugula- how dare you insinuate that just because Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo wasn't on wordless Wednesday that it must be him I was choking on!!!The Outrage!!!
I will never eat him unless he stops laying eggs

Jean Knee said...

Jennifer- I live in a pretty conservative area so no one tried to light crosses on the lawn.

however, while trick or treating, in my al gore mask and poster stating his accomplishments, I would shake hands with people and say, "Hi, I'm Al Gore, pleased to meet you" several times people said back "I'm, "humorless dude who didn't listen to your name" It's nice to meet you too"

can you imagine? i was virtually ignored

I'm not bitter though, I'm not, really. I wouldn't cry if my dog pooped in their yard though, no I wouldn't

Jean Knee said...

bee- do you want me to aend you zombie Al for your, um, collection?

Bee said...

He would have a special place in my heart if you did...

No Cool Story said...

Oh please Jean Knee. Please tell me there will be Peeptures of you and your "not my family who was going to adopt me in case Melody's adoption didn't happen" family.