1. What's your name? Jean? Are you a girl or a boy?
2. Mama!! Whatever...!!..
3. Ma'am, please don't exit the vehicle.
4. Are you Lean's grandmother?
and here are the anwers:
1. bite me
2. no, you didn't just say that!
3. back off, Hitler.
4. No. Are you wearing women's underwear?
This wasn't even funny. Therefore it's your duty to make me appear less lame by stating something you never want to hear again, then answering it like you wanted to.