Sunday, September 30, 2007

Celebrity BBL

Everyone had pretty good ideas for BBL crafts. Sadly, I found that I just did not have enough BBL to make as many crafts as I'd like. I sent out a plea over Teh Internets for good citizens around the globe to share. Imagine my delight when I received not just anonymous BBL, but celebrity BBL as well. I will share just a few with you now.





The first bundle arrived from athletic superstar, O.J. Simpson (homicidal maniac)




























The following bundle arrived courtesy of comedian extraordinaire Carrot Top
















A very mysterious package arrived from mindfreak, Criss Angel. The plastic bag was filled with rather soft and smelly mindfreak BBL. When I went to photograph it, the lint was gone.









And, finally NFL quarter back, Michael Vick sent an amazingly large amount of BBL.
For some reason Polka Dot did not like it at all.





26 comments:

Brian o Vretanos said...

Whatever you do, don't open OJ's one - it might get siezed as evidence, and you don't want your DNA anywhere near it...

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I love you, jean knee. Will you leave me all your celebrity BBL in your will? I'll take good care of it.

Jean Knee said...

brian- or he may show up at my door with some of his thuggy friends to seize it himself

I hate that guy

Jean Knee said...

elastic- you are getting all of my BBL and assorted BBL crafts.
but that's not all
I've started saving fallen hair from my hairbrush. I want to start making those hair crafts like the Victorians
it's all yours too baby!

Bee said...

Did you get the one I sent you from John Wayne Gayce?

I went to his house and stole the jar he had in his crawl space.

Special K ~Toni said...

Bahahaha! I love the OJ one- IF

Kimberly said...

It just makes my day to here that BBL won't be going to waste as much anymore. Bless you.

Jean Knee said...

bee- there will be no killer clown lint on this blog

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Carrot Top's didn't surprise me much. He doesn't seem to be too big on hygiene.

Polka Dot looks upset.

Jean Knee said...

Toni- yeah "if" shouldn't even be allowed in OJ's vocabulary

Jean Knee said...

kimberly- waste not....

Jean Knee said...

millie- carrot top is off all right, I once had a dream about him, kinda like the one on your post, it would make a creepy Halloween tale

Polka hates Mikey Vick

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Carrot Top? shaaaawwww, riiiiggghhht. He ain't man enough to be on top. Just sayin.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Victorians made crap out of DEAD PEOPLE'S HAIR. Are you going to die? Please don't die, Jean Knee......The Polka Dots Must Live Forever.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'd like to make a joke about putting a polka dot on a Carrot Top but it is the Sabbath Day and thou shalt not make yucky jokes about second-rate comedians on the Sabbath.

Tori :) said...

Oooh- make my friendship bracelet out of Criss Angels. How cool is that!

Jean Knee said...

elastic- if I'm leaving you something in my will I'll be dead when you get it. I'm leaving you a lock of hair to put in your heirloom brooch. you didn't lose it, did you?

at least carrot top doesn't do those obnoxious phone commercials anymore

Jean Knee said...

Tori- so what do you think about chriss angel? I think he's hawt but Jean-Uh thinks he's the devil (or one of his minions)

your Chriss Angel bracelet is in the mail as we speak

No Cool Story said...

I also wouldn't take Carrot Top's. Bet it smells :P

Lisa said...

You are so lucky to have gotten such famous BBL. I would check out e-bay. I bet you could make a fortune!

Carrot Jello said...

How much time did you spend putting lint in little bags?
Maybe you should be making Barbie sleeping bags with all your time, and lining them with dryer lint like I do.

Bee said...

You don't really thin Chris Angel is hawt do you?
He always looks like he needs a shower...

Jean Knee said...

yeah, he's hawt. dirty, but hawt

Bee said...

You would get tons of earwax and BBL from him for sure.

Jean Knee said...

at didn't even think of those bonus'

Jean Knee said...

carrot- i used the same bag, over and over. I'm tricky like that