Yes it's that time of the season, you're out of time you lazy slacker. Anything you haven't done is probably a lost cause for this year. Or, maybe not. I have wrapped specially for each and every one of you, a hand picked,hand be-ribboned lovely mistletoe bouquet. That's not all. Each one comes in an oh so funny Holiday Card. Yessss. And I have written a very special Holiday wish for you, only you, inside the card. Are you loving it?
What, you didn't receive yours? Quit crying, no one else did either. Do not despair sweet peeps, I have fixed it all up so you can enjoy kissing someone hawt this Holiday Season.
Here is a picture of the mistletoe bundles all ready for shipping. Lovely, I know.
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Here's a closeup. Now quick right click on this pic and then hit print. Your delightful bouquet is ready to be cut out and hung above a favorite doorway. Happy Holidays!!
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What about the Holiday card? Do I have to do everything here? Okay, here's what you do. Visit one of those on-line card shops, pick one out for yourself, print it and write your own heartfelt message from me on the inside, display on the mantel.
P.S.- next year I will actually mail them, I hope.
31 comments:
LOL!
Oh, thank you! It was the prettiest card I've ever received.You really would have thought I picked it out for myself!!
Oh. You mean...It was a joke..and I wasn't supposed to actually do it?
Well. Don't I feel silly!
no way Chris, I would never joke about Holiday Heartfelt Cheer
how's the mistletoe look?
I am thinking about sending my Christmas cards out around Groundhogs day... no, they're not late... they are super early! Thanks for the mistletoe :D
Thanks Jean Knee!!
You are so crafty, thoughtful and cool.
I had great plans for this year, but it all stayed in "plans" since I didn't send anyhting to anyone. But my mom.
Boo hoo.
I'll think of you when I'm macking with my Big Mac Daddy Andy!
nauseous? me too!
We worked our fingers to the bone THE BONE so you could mail those early! Remember you didn't even let us sleep or go to the potty!
::sniff sniff::
We're telling Santa!
Is that what mistletoe looks like?
It looks lovely, but I fear that my crappy printer won't do it justice. Still, they say it's the thought that counts...
yes mistletoe isn't very pretty, but a festive bow helps
I'm holding out for hanging bacon to smooch someone under.
I didn't send nothing to no one this year. I'm a bad, bad girl. I gave you the gift of cups though, didn't I jean knee?
that's no gift!!
don't make me send you the goat link. I sent it to Bee and she hasn't mentioned it, that's how vile it is
I saw it already. That's the hidden dangers of bending over in a lawyers office.
you saw it? are your retinas forever singed?
I hope Santa doesn't read emails
!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO BAD!
STOOOOOPPPPPPP!
NOOOOO
No cups, no goats NO!
Ok, let's get back to happy innocent things, shall we?
Ah mistletoe. Why is it name mistle-toe?
Cuz it's missing toes.
param pam
I will not have NCS traumatized on my blog! on Bee's or Elastic's I guess it's okay, but not here
Thanks for the mistletoe post now I can't keep Bee off me. Before this post I had time to sleep but now the Bee train don't stop. I guess I should take the mistletoe down now. I'm getting pretty tired. :)
you devil you.
Ho-ley Icon Images On Toast Batman! That's not my Andy! There must be another Andy and Bee in the blogosphere!!!
::blushing::
no
sounds like Big Dad to me
Bee train.
Hmmm.
*Ponders*
I think that means she commutes to work
jean knee, I was the first person to leave a comment on Elastic's new post!!
Jealous?
*Bee, she won't cause elbow stink!"
No, I refused to click on that link you sent me, jean knee. I will not be corrupted by your naughty twisted mind.
I could be bought for some bacon ornaments though. Maybe.
Bee's lying.
I can smell her elbows from here.
Run before we all smell like Bee Elbow!!!!
My elbows smell like bacon.
I am happy enough with my lovely bacon ornaments on my HOLIDAY tree. You are a sweet, sweet, baconlicious woman.
Merry Christmas :)
Isn't mistletoe poisonous? So, you're like mailing poison to people?
Interesting.
Oh no, carrot, just the berries are poisonous. I removed all of those, well except for those who crossed me.
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