Thursday, December 6, 2007

Random Meme

Bee tagged me for 7 random things.

Here Goes:



1. I attended bar tending school and graduated with honors.

2. I once stole a car and barely escaped being arrested by chatting up the
arresting officer.

3. I used a dead relative's false teeth to teach children the proper way to brush teeth. A co-worker said it was disgusting so I sent her the teeth in an intra-office envelope.

4. I once went skinny dipping in a water fountain at a men's correctional facility.

5. A friend had a special monogrammed spoon with a D on it (he called it the "Dale spoon") and wouldn't let anyone use it. So I licked it and put it back in the drawer.

6. I swished some one's toothbrush in the toilet.

7. Jean-Uh and I pulled and ripped a classmate's pants off. He told the principal on us but the principal didn't believe him.


Now the fun part is that one of these is false, which one do you think?

30 comments:

Bee said...

I sooo badly want them all to be true!!

Bee said...

It's trick right? They're all true...

Bee said...

I was trying to pick a favorite and they're all awesome but I love that you graduated bar tending school and can't drink.
When I go visit you, will you make me a Beearita??

Jean Knee said...

I have my bartending license but can't remember how to make anything but a rum and coke.

Bee said...

Okay let me re-phrase... can you inventa a Bee-arita??

Jean Knee said...

yep

Bee said...

jean knee, do you see how many spelling mistakes I've had todaY??? I think I'm still slightly tipsy!

Jean Knee said...

yep

Big Dad said...

Wow! What were you doing in a men's correctional facility?
I'm assuming this ones real right?

I'm studying criminal law so I do not condone in any law breaking.

Melissa said...

Wow... hmmm... I'm gonna guess the car... no wait, the skinny dipping... hmmm... you're naughty! :)

Brian o Vretanos said...

I think #6 is the false one.

Tori :) said...

Only ONE is false?!? Wow, Jean Knee- you've had an interesting life!!
I'm gonna say #2.

Bee said...

jean knee, don't believe BD cuz even though he's studying criminal law, it's only so he can get away with crimes.

#5 I would have spit on it not licked cuz then you get cooties.

asswipe lettuce lover said...

You should have been taken to the backyard and beaten with a wet noodle!

Jean Knee said...

big D-yeah no lawbreaking done by others, what about yourself??

Jean Knee said...

Bee- I licked it cuz it was clean from the dishwasher plus Dale wasn't too gross

Brian o Vretanos said...

I bet BD is studying criminal law so he can find legal ways of doing bad things...

"Though all my law is fudge,
I'll never, never, budge,
And I'll live and die a judge..."

Sarah B. B. said...

Sheesh. I was thinking the bartending one was the fake because it's the most tame, but now I'm not sure. So you probably never swished the toothbrush in the toilet... I'm beginning to feel very very very very boring.......

Jean Knee said...

Brian- ha that's probably it, or a good way to meet women

Jean Knee said...

Sarah- it all sounds naughtier than it really was

Lisa said...

I second Tori's comment completely. I was thinking only 1 was TRUE! And I am guessing #2 is false, too, because who gets out of anything with the cops-especially stealing a car? Probably you, but that is my guess.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

If there were a ratings systems on blog friends I'd have to rate you an R, jean knee.

Let's hook up with a couple rated X people and have some real fun!!!

wynne said...

I can't guess. I really can't. I want them all to be true. So...are you gonna reveal which is the falsie, or what?

Mrs. Monkey Butt said...

Wow, my past is so boring. I didn't steal a car and I didn't skinny dip (probably because no one asked me to). I'm going with the skinny dipping. Am I right?



Word verification is ghbeiwvx- ghb? Isn't that the date rape drug? Hmmmm. Interesting word combo.

Bee said...

jean knee, I just hid Milton's calculator and thought of you.

Annie said...

My guess is the skinny dipping one. Of all the men's correctional facilities I have toured, I've never seen one with a fountain.

Bee said...

jean knee, dust off your TV and watch Movies that Rock on CBS channel so we can complain about it.

No Cool Story said...

skinny dipping because that woul dhave made the national news.

Right?

No Cool Story said...

Note to self: Hide my super special mug from Jean Knee when she comes to visit.

Jean Knee said...

NCS--those were mostly college antics, I'm reformed now. I would only lick your cup if you wouldn't let me use it