Bee tagged me for 7 random things.
1. I attended bar tending school and graduated with honors.
2. I once stole a car and barely escaped being arrested by chatting up the
3. I used a dead relative's false teeth to teach children the proper way to brush teeth. A co-worker said it was disgusting so I sent her the teeth in an intra-office envelope.
4. I once went skinny dipping in a water fountain at a men's correctional facility.
5. A friend had a special monogrammed spoon with a D on it (he called it the "Dale spoon") and wouldn't let anyone use it. So I licked it and put it back in the drawer.
6. I swished some one's toothbrush in the toilet.
7. Jean-Uh and I pulled and ripped a classmate's pants off. He told the principal on us but the principal didn't believe him.
Now the fun part is that one of these is false, which one do you think?