Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Wordless Wednesday: Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo Yanks Some Johnsons

45 comments:

Bee said...

A sight I'd never thought I'd see! A cock yanking a johnson...!!!!!!!!!

Bee said...

I repeat:
A cock yanking a johnson...!!!!!!!!!

Bee said...

I'd worry, jean knee, cuz it looks like he's enjoying it.

Bee said...

You made me drop my cookie in my coffee!
Now I'm gonna have the weird sludge at the bottom...

Bee said...

That's what she said

Jean Knee said...

ewww sludge


mmmm coffee

Jean Knee said...

I may be a bad influence on that rooster

Brian o Vretanos said...

Johnson: I think something's getting lost in the trans-atlantic translation. I hope you're not trying to be smutty. It's not clever, you know.

Could you tell us more about the erection in the background?

Bee said...

|:-O

Bee said...

Hope that face isn't mistaken for a blow up doll...!

It's meant to convey shock.

Rooster Johnson Coalition said...

Listen people, we are sick and tired of all the jokes!
Grow up!

Signed
Cock Johnson.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Bee:

What's so shocking about showing an interest in Contemporary American Architecture???

Jean Knee said...

that's Johnson grass, (the weeds)

the erection in the background is my house. see the cracked slab> see that small cement cover doodad next to Mr.CCD, that is a cover for the septic tank, I'm sure it has a name but I doubt anyone still living knows what it is
sorry to be a disappointment architecturally speaking

Jean Knee said...

I would never try to get cheap laughs through smutty word play.
in my house everyone has their own cup

Jean Knee said...

I was just looking at the pic and Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo looks a bit overexposed

look how pale he looks

Brian o Vretanos said...

Anaemic cocks:

You can get pills for that. Just read through your spam...

No Cool Story said...

;)
::Dies laugung::

Jean Knee said...

snicker

No Cool Story said...

::So dead can't even spell "laughing"::

No Cool Story said...

Ok let me get this straight (that'swahtshesaid): On WW I can say stuff like "Hey, look at that cock next to the box" and stuff without fears of JK making fun of me, right, right?

What is that box, the cement one next to Mr CDD?

Jean Knee said...

the box next to the cock is a septic cover.

tomorrow a supper happy, super smiley post is coming your way??


no be naughty today while you can

Jean Knee said...

I meant so be naughty...

Bee said...

At least there are no bushes next to your house otherwise Elastic would have left a comment of this nature "That's a big bush next to that cock."
It's like I'm getting wireless signals from her mind.

Jean Knee said...

Nope, no bushes. We got a nasty letter suggesting we have inadequate landscaping.

If my yard, bare of bushes is really so offensive then be my guest to plant some HOA


(that's what Bee said)

Jean Knee said...

she'll be able to throw something together with cock and box

and johnson


never fear Bee, she never disappoints

Jean Knee said...

Brian said...
Johnson: I think something's getting lost in the trans-atlantic translation. I hope you're not trying to be smutty. It's not clever, you know.


You're right Brian, cheap talk about Johnsons is beneath me

that's what she said

Bee said...

That reminds me of the time I had a white iced johnson, it was too big to fit in my mouth... they sell them at Dunkin Donuts you know.

No Cool Story said...

I saw this and thought about you and Bee!

Bee said...

You got that right sister!!!
::shiver::

Jean Knee said...

wow, it's like you've seen into my very soul.

I'm with Bee...shiver

elasticwaistbandlady said...

This is one of the signs of the apocalypse, jean knee. We're all going to die and it's your fault.:(

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Why haven't you helped me with my anti-Huey project?!!!? Are you ignoring me? Don't you want to be in the Huey Haters Club?

Dunkin' Donuts said...

Get them here now!
Fresh Free Iced Johnsons just waiting for a dunk... in your coffee!

Santa Claus said...

On the Naughty list:
>Jean Kneee
>Bee
>2 girls

Bee said...

SCORE!! I made the naughty list again! Must start preparing for next years debauchery!

Jean Knee said...

tomorrow, I'll shall be back on the nice list.

i looked at dunkin donuts web site- there weren't any Johnson's on the menu, not even iced.

have i been deceived?

Bee said...

They have them here, maybe it's a Chicaahgo thing?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Where's Dick when all this is going on?

(I got my bacon yesterday and I'm in heaven with my bacony holiday tree! Smooches to you, dear!)

:-*******

Jean Knee said...

just so you keep it off any Christmas tree you may or may not have

Bee said...

So Andy just came home and he is the expert of all dirty joke related stuff- I stand corrected.
It's not a Johnson, it's a Long John... I laughed for 10 minutes straight but then I thought I should come clean.
OOPS! :o)
It's a good thing I'm cute and cuddly!

Tori :) said...

That was rad!

Jean Knee said...

okay, now it makes sense.

we have long johns here

Bee said...

Yeah, so please disregard all my Johnson comments. Erase them from your memory...

Jean Knee said...

erase what?

Bee said...

EXACTLY!