Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Rest of the Story

Now the answer you've all been waiting for...............................

Number 7 is false, I never went skinny dipping at a men's correctional facility!

Now here's the inside scoop on a couple of other's (sorry Bee)

Stolen car: Three girls out gallivanting. The driver needs to pick up something at her house, she goes in, we wait. Wouldn't it be funny if we drove the car around the block and when she comes out there's no car? She'll really crack up over that one ha haw. Her dad was a huge as*wipe so he called the police to report that we stole the car. So we had to wait at her house, with the as#wipe for the police to arrive. The police were like this is stupid but he can press charges. I had to do a lot of fast talking to get the cop to convince the as#wipe to let it go.


Ripped off pants- High school: Jean-uh and Jean Knee are harassing a boy. He tries to get away but they grab the pockets on the back of his corduroy pants from Sears and they rip. Jean-Uh and Jean Knee collapse on the ground laughing hysterically, boy thinks he has escaped and walks around a bit before someone tells him his pants are torn and about to fall off (tighty whiteys if you were wondering.)

The rest need no clarification. See, I'm still the same innocent Jean Knee you have come to know and love.

18 comments:

Bee said...

HA! Sorry but even with that explanation you're still the same Jean Knee I've come to appreciate! ;o)

You probably traumatized the poor boy and made him afraid of women...

Jean Knee said...

Nah, we saw him at a wedding a couple of years ago and he was married and seemed okay, we told her we ripped his pants off though

Brian o Vretanos said...

Now my illusions are shattered. I really didn't think you'd have done that with someone's toothbrush...

I'm devastated.

Mrs. Monkey Butt said...

Woot, woot! I guessed right. You didn't go skinny dipping. (#4 btw)

Bee said...

jean knee, Brian and my brother want us to put pictures of half-nahked men on our blogs.

No Cool Story said...

Jean Knee you were not a playground bully. Please?

No Cool Story said...

How did you know those were Sears pants?

Annie said...

Do I get a prize?

compulsive writer said...

Excellent! That's one of the best random memes (and more) I've ever read.

Jean Knee said...

Monkey butt-your prize is in the mail, you should check daily

Bee- well you want to please the bro dontcha? get after it

NCS- nope, never a playground bully, Mostly I was the one getting bullied.
I knew those pants were from Sears cuz I had the same ones--nobody ripped mine off though

Jean Knee said...

Annie, your prize is in the mail,you should check daily


compulsive- you made me blush

Bee said...

Are you jealous nobody rupped yours off?

Bee said...

HA HA HA! That should say "ripped"!

No Cool Story said...

So you were are bulliee who turned bully for a day.

Hey, if Annie won then I should win too becuase I guessed correctamente. Right?
Make my check to NCS/SHG Inc.
Thanks!

No Cool Story said...

See my cowbell?
Just for you Jean Knee.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Oh, good. That was the one I was worried about. :)

Tori :) said...

LOL!!!

Melissa said...

A car thief...and at such a young age! :)