Friday, December 21, 2007

It's Never Too Late, is it?

Good Mail for all my very favorite peeps. Did you love what I sent You? Did you use it wisely?

Yes it's that time of the season, you're out of time you lazy slacker. Anything you haven't done is probably a lost cause for this year. Or, maybe not. I have wrapped specially for each and every one of you, a hand picked,hand be-ribboned lovely mistletoe bouquet. That's not all. Each one comes in an oh so funny Holiday Card. Yessss. And I have written a very special Holiday wish for you, only you, inside the card. Are you loving it?

What, you didn't receive yours? Quit crying, no one else did either. Do not despair sweet peeps, I have fixed it all up so you can enjoy kissing someone hawt this Holiday Season.


Here is a picture of the mistletoe bundles all ready for shipping. Lovely, I know.

Here's a closeup. Now quick right click on this pic and then hit print. Your delightful bouquet is ready to be cut out and hung above a favorite doorway. Happy Holidays!!

What about the Holiday card? Do I have to do everything here? Okay, here's what you do. Visit one of those on-line card shops, pick one out for yourself, print it and write your own heartfelt message from me on the inside, display on the mantel.

P.S.- next year I will actually mail them, I hope.

31 comments:

Chris said...

LOL!

Oh, thank you! It was the prettiest card I've ever received.You really would have thought I picked it out for myself!!

Oh. You mean...It was a joke..and I wasn't supposed to actually do it?

Well. Don't I feel silly!

Jean Knee said...

no way Chris, I would never joke about Holiday Heartfelt Cheer

how's the mistletoe look?

Melissa said...

I am thinking about sending my Christmas cards out around Groundhogs day... no, they're not late... they are super early! Thanks for the mistletoe :D

No Cool Story said...

Thanks Jean Knee!!
You are so crafty, thoughtful and cool.

I had great plans for this year, but it all stayed in "plans" since I didn't send anyhting to anyone. But my mom.
Boo hoo.

Bee said...

I'll think of you when I'm macking with my Big Mac Daddy Andy!


nauseous? me too!

Santa's Elves Spokesperson said...

We worked our fingers to the bone THE BONE so you could mail those early! Remember you didn't even let us sleep or go to the potty!

::sniff sniff::

We're telling Santa!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Is that what mistletoe looks like?

It looks lovely, but I fear that my crappy printer won't do it justice. Still, they say it's the thought that counts...

Jean Knee said...

yes mistletoe isn't very pretty, but a festive bow helps

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm holding out for hanging bacon to smooch someone under.

dancing arugula queen said...

I didn't send nothing to no one this year. I'm a bad, bad girl. I gave you the gift of cups though, didn't I jean knee?

Jean Knee said...

that's no gift!!
don't make me send you the goat link. I sent it to Bee and she hasn't mentioned it, that's how vile it is

Arugula Queen said...

I saw it already. That's the hidden dangers of bending over in a lawyers office.

Jean Knee said...

you saw it? are your retinas forever singed?

I hope Santa doesn't read emails

NO said...

!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO BAD!
STOOOOOPPPPPPP!

NOOOOO
No cups, no goats NO!

No Cool Story said...

Ok, let's get back to happy innocent things, shall we?


Ah mistletoe. Why is it name mistle-toe?

Bee said...

Cuz it's missing toes.

param pam

Jean Knee said...

I will not have NCS traumatized on my blog! on Bee's or Elastic's I guess it's okay, but not here

Andy said...

Thanks for the mistletoe post now I can't keep Bee off me. Before this post I had time to sleep but now the Bee train don't stop. I guess I should take the mistletoe down now. I'm getting pretty tired. :)

Jean Knee said...

you devil you.

Bee said...

Ho-ley Icon Images On Toast Batman! That's not my Andy! There must be another Andy and Bee in the blogosphere!!!
::blushing::

Jean Knee said...

no

Jean Knee said...

sounds like Big Dad to me

No Cool Story said...

Bee train.

Hmmm.

*Ponders*

Jean Knee said...

I think that means she commutes to work

Bee said...

jean knee, I was the first person to leave a comment on Elastic's new post!!
Jealous?


*Bee, she won't cause elbow stink!"

elasticwaistbandlady said...

No, I refused to click on that link you sent me, jean knee. I will not be corrupted by your naughty twisted mind.

I could be bought for some bacon ornaments though. Maybe.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Bee's lying.

I can smell her elbows from here.

Run before we all smell like Bee Elbow!!!!

Bee said...

My elbows smell like bacon.

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

I am happy enough with my lovely bacon ornaments on my HOLIDAY tree. You are a sweet, sweet, baconlicious woman.

Merry Christmas :)

Carrot Jello said...

Isn't mistletoe poisonous? So, you're like mailing poison to people?
Interesting.

Jean Knee said...

Oh no, carrot, just the berries are poisonous. I removed all of those, well except for those who crossed me.