Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Wordless Wednesday: What Happens to Santa's Reindeer When They Retire






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30 comments:

elasticwaistbandlady said...

You don't how long I've waited to drop a few horny jokes on your blog, jean knee.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

When they "retired" Rudolph his antlers became a bottle opener and his nose stuck into a jar of maraschino cherries that sits at Santa's personal strip club/bar The North Pole.

Barbara said...

This is just a bit twisted.:+) Thanks for sharing.

reindeer alliance coalition of the antler PEOPLE said...

THAT IS JUST WRONG!

Bee said...

Oh hey jean knee! Does it serve a dual purpose to let say... pick your nose? Or your ear?

Bee said...

OKAY MY WARDEN SAYS IT'S BED TIME!!
Later Alli-ster (you thought I was gonna say alligator didn't you?)

No Cool Story said...

OH NOES!!!

No Cool Story said...

Yikes Jean Knee.
The reindeer alliance coalition of the antler PEOPLE might boycott your blog...OH NOES!!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Now that should come with a health warning - you'll have someone's eye out...

It's a good idea, though.

compulsive writer said...

I've got one of those in my kitchen drawer.

(I ate Rudolph last fall while I was in Finland.)

Does that make me a bad person?

Jean Knee said...

elastic--oh just the thought of Santa stripping and straddling a pole is just too much for this meager mind to comprehend

do you think he gets lots of tips

Jean Knee said...

stuff it reindeer lovers

Jean Knee said...

Bee-- I haven't picked anything with it, it still has the tags on it

Jean Knee said...

NCS- never fear, there are always other sick and demented readers to take their place

Jean Knee said...

Brian, it's from Finland where they assume you have common sense, I think

Jean Knee said...

compulsive-we must have a matched pair.

no way, rudolph was tasty,huh?

I wanted to print a t shirt that said " I Ate Babe"
but for some reason they gave those pigs to homes that swore they wouldn't eat them.

I'm thinkin at least a few were eaten in the cold February morning when only babe bacon could hit the spot

Melissa said...

And this is where I send my kids out of the room... :)

Brian o Vretanos said...

Babe Food:

All those missed opportunities! - someone should set up a restaurant in LA called "As seen on TV", or whatever. "Eat a piece of cinematic history". Together with the T-shirts.

Think how much money could have been made by Lassie, the winged stars of "The Birds", etc...

You'd have thought they'd at least stuff them - that would be worth a bit...

Bee said...

When the cock goes, are you gonna have it's feet bronzed and made into a key-ring??

Jean Knee said...

Brian, I think you may be onto something there

Jean Knee said...

Bee- no way he's going into the waffle maker 4000

I might pour salt on the fish and make a mummy out of him, we tried it with a turtle, it's still trying to dry all the way out--I'll let ya know

No Cool Story said...

I wonder which reindeer that was...one of the less known I bet.

Like in Star Trek, the less known guy always goes.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES said...

MICHAELANGELO! NOOOOOOO!

Bee said...

So you're trying to keep the shell?
Is it mushy?



That's. What. She. Said!

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

What? You don't make chandeliers out of them? Where's your sense of class?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

"it's from Finland where they assume you have common sense, I think"

Well, you know what happens when people assume.

Jean Knee said...

Bee- the turtle isn't mushy it just has a slight odor...

Jean Knee said...

Millie--yikes, forgot about the asuming assumption thing

Assumption Jones Jr said...

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition either!

Jean Knee said...

ouch!