And I was just going to ask you hows it hanging, too. :)
I wrote a skit for the church based on a Christmas in Texas theme. The kids sang "I saw Mami kissing Pancho Claus underneath the bean burrito last niiiggghhht." And then my Papi came dancing in in his big sombrero and I dipped him underneath the bean burrito and planted one on him with the church members whooping and hollering behind us.It's like an Infidel Romance novel excerpt, ain't it?
Uh, I can't see your mistletoe, unless your mistletoe is a tiny red X in a white square in the corner.If it is, I pity you. How do you kiss under that thing? I'm stealing your Father Al thing. :)
It only appears to those who are pure of heart, Millie. I can't see it either.NCS- did up the Gore mag. she is sooooo talented with the photo shop
Well, infidel it would have been funny except , well I couldn't load it and all. and now you are sleeping after screaming at my ineptitude. Oh yess I saw the bold print and exclamation points!!!!!!!yes, i did feel like slapping me, how did you know?
Who said Christmas wasn't about romance! Who? Oh.
Look at how smart I am y'alls. I figured it out all by myself without that horrible Infidel chick.
You are BRILLIANT!! And so is that dog!
Yuk!And it's not even Wednesday...
shut up Jean Knee. no one wants to hear your bragging.ya'll don't have a s on itbumpkin
Oh man.Oh man.The humanity.
Was it the bacon?
All is Merry and Bright again, NCS. you can come back now.
hmmm...cupgirlsgoat...siesssmistletoed dogsIt's lump of coal for you Jean Knee.
no no no it was just one slip up.Happy Holiday post tomorrow
Coincidentally, I've just seen an advert for the film "Sleeping Dogs", known as "Stay" in the US. The tagline is "Give the dog a bone", and it's about a woman who, erm, well, just rearrange the words "job", "blow" and "gave her dog a".It's described as "An Edgier Version of Meet the Parents". Really? Not sure I'll be rushing out to buy it, but might be one for dog lovers...
I should point out, I'm talking about a romantic comedy, not a porn film...
Oh the Horror. If you "blow" my chance to be on the good list, Brian, "heads" are gonna roll!
NEW ADDITIONS TO THE NAUGHTY LIST:Jean Knee CupcakeBrian O V. British DudeREMOVING FROM NAUGHTY LIST:Bee Awesome
NLD:Please can you remove Jean Knee (Saint Training) from your list, and give me another lump of coal? Otherwise she might roll my head - whatever that means.
"roll my head"BWAHAHAHAHA!!I really do hope Santa isn't reading this!
oh it just keeps getting worse. If brian can get on there twice I vote for that option
Well thanks.Coal's a rare commodity here, since they shut the mines down - the Welsh are still moaning about it (they wanted to spend their lives down holes getting emphysemia apparently).Anyway, the coal will come in useful for stoking the Fires of Hell, when the time comes...
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