Saturday, December 22, 2007

Got My Mistletoe Hung, Baby!!

23 comments:

elasticwaistbandlady said...

And I was just going to ask you hows it hanging, too. :)

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I wrote a skit for the church based on a Christmas in Texas theme. The kids sang "I saw Mami kissing Pancho Claus underneath the bean burrito last niiiggghhht."

And then my Papi came dancing in in his big sombrero and I dipped him underneath the bean burrito and planted one on him with the church members whooping and hollering behind us.

It's like an Infidel Romance novel excerpt, ain't it?

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

Uh, I can't see your mistletoe, unless your mistletoe is a tiny red X in a white square in the corner.

If it is, I pity you. How do you kiss under that thing?

I'm stealing your Father Al thing. :)

Jean Knee said...

It only appears to those who are pure of heart, Millie. I can't see it either.



NCS- did up the Gore mag. she is sooooo talented with the photo shop

Jean Knee said...

Well, infidel it would have been funny except , well I couldn't load it and all. and now you are sleeping after screaming at my ineptitude. Oh yess I saw the bold print and exclamation points!!!!!!!


yes, i did feel like slapping me, how did you know?

Bee said...

Who said Christmas wasn't about romance! Who? Oh.

Jean Knee said...

Look at how smart I am y'alls. I figured it out all by myself without that horrible Infidel chick.

Bee said...

You are BRILLIANT!! And so is that dog!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Yuk!

And it's not even Wednesday...

Jean Knee said...

shut up Jean Knee. no one wants to hear your bragging.
ya'll don't have a s on it



bumpkin

No Cool Story said...

Oh man.

Oh man.

The humanity.

No Cool Story said...

Was it the bacon?

Jean Knee said...

All is Merry and Bright again, NCS. you can come back now.

Santa Claws said...

hmmm...
cup
girls
goat...siesss
mistletoed dogs

It's lump of coal for you Jean Knee.

Jean Knee said...

no no no it was just one slip up.

Happy Holiday post tomorrow

Brian o Vretanos said...

Coincidentally, I've just seen an advert for the film "Sleeping Dogs", known as "Stay" in the US. The tagline is "Give the dog a bone", and it's about a woman who, erm, well, just rearrange the words "job", "blow" and "gave her dog a".

It's described as "An Edgier Version of Meet the Parents". Really? Not sure I'll be rushing out to buy it, but might be one for dog lovers...

Brian o Vretanos said...

I should point out, I'm talking about a romantic comedy, not a porn film...

Jean Knee said...

Oh the Horror. If you "blow" my chance to be on the good list, Brian, "heads" are gonna roll!

Naughty List Director said...

NEW ADDITIONS TO THE NAUGHTY LIST:
Jean Knee Cupcake
Brian O V. British Dude

REMOVING FROM NAUGHTY LIST:
Bee Awesome

Brian o Vretanos said...

NLD:

Please can you remove Jean Knee (Saint Training) from your list, and give me another lump of coal?

Otherwise she might roll my head - whatever that means.

Bee said...

"roll my head"
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I really do hope Santa isn't reading this!

Jean Knee said...

oh it just keeps getting worse. If brian can get on there twice I vote for that option

Brian o Vretanos said...

Well thanks.

Coal's a rare commodity here, since they shut the mines down - the Welsh are still moaning about it (they wanted to spend their lives down holes getting emphysemia apparently).

Anyway, the coal will come in useful for stoking the Fires of Hell, when the time comes...