Monday, September 10, 2007

The Sparkly Unicorn Parade

Unicorn; mystical, mythical or myopical?
unicorn vs dolphin (i'm betting on the dolphin)
making video surveilance seem innocent byputting unicorn headband on it?





24 comments:

Annie said...

There is something in my girl DNA that makes me love those pretty, pretty unicorns.

Tori :) said...

Aww... look at the beautiful horny horses.

Thank you for my package!! I loved the coffee canister packing.

Bee said...

uh... wait a minute Tori got her package...? jean knee you have some "splainin to do!"

Anyway, unicorns? Will your cock and your frogs be jealous.

Did I tell you like peacocks?

Crap Happy Mama said...

Peas have cocks??!!!!?

Those Veggie Tales people have some explaining to do. I mean they don't have arms but they have....well, you know.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm going to show some pictures of my black velvet unicorn painting hanging up over my mantel. I sent a pic to Southern Living to do a feature story on me and my unicorn-happy interiors but I haven't heard back from them. :(

Jean Knee said...

chm- apparently so. I guess that's why there are always so many of those guys rolling around

Jean Knee said...

The same thing happened to me! I offered them a tour of my entire rooster and stuffed frog abode. they did not even send a letter back or anything. I'm thinking it may have gotten lost in the mail

Melissa said...

I'm afraid. There are some scary unicorns in there.
And I think you're right - that dolphin with the metal spikes on his fins is gonna totally win that fight.
Wait - can I go to jail for making bets on unicorn/dolphin fights?

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm suddenly hungry for a Unicorn-y Dog on A Stick while I open up my pola dotty package from this chick I know from the Internet. I hope she's not the Unabomber's sister.

Jean Knee said...

well, just in case she is. It was good knowing ya

No Cool Story said...

I wish I didn't have to disagree with you, in your won blog and stuff BUT c'mon Jean Knee, that dolphin has all kind of cool techno/futuristic gear on, the unicorn is in no way a proper contender. The Unicorn has not weapons, no cool shiny metallic nail thingies or spikes.
And that rainbow? What a bout the rainbow Jean Knee?!

Burg said...

That is one ugly fish.

Bee said...

where oh where did you find a picture of that weird looking fish??

that thing looks leathal!

Jean Knee said...

That fish is a unicorn tang, it came from teh internet, I typed in, now here's where it gets tricky, unicorn. I amaze myself too at times

Jean Knee said...

Annie- yep those things sure are pretty. I just love a unicorn in uniform, was that a song in the seventies?


Tori-oh you rockin girl. I think wikipedia refers to them as horned horses, not horny horses

Melissa- even if it's legal I'm bettin on the dolphin

NCS- it's true thaat dolphin looks ready for any battle. I think that unicorn has some super shock rays in it's horn. The rainbow is there to support gaye unicorn week

Special K ~Toni said...

I love the last one about the toothpick!

for a different kind of girl said...

Always, but always, bet on the dolphins. Especially those bad ass ones with the horns coming outta their cute little noses.

I mean, I guess they're called noses.

Lisa said...

So is that Barney about to snack on the unicorn? Barney doesn't do such things. Barney is our friend. He loves me.

No Cool Story said...

Ghey Unicorn Week.
Nothing wrong with that.

Bee said...

Why are you ratting me out on my blog?
Dontcha know I have many readers you think I'm still a vir - ...........................................tuous woman?

Actually the only person who
thinks that is my mom...

No Cool Story said...

I WILL comment, thank you very much.
I love the Little Pony cake. I love the tutu :)

Lisa said...

Yeah, why can't I comment on Little lean's party? I think it is all lovely! What are the pretty pink frilly things on the cake plate?

And let me tell you how unprepared I am....no one got a birthday party at all last year....I'm the lame mother.

Jean Knee said...

I turned off the comments because it seemed too boring or something


pink things are those icing letters

planning parties is what I love and I just couldn't get it together like I wanted

Jean Knee said...

lisa, sorry I misunderstood- they are clear treat bags filled with surprizes and pink shreds, tied with curly ribbon