wait...what?
Mmmm. I'm confused. But I am blond. What am I missing??
wow you're fast. He found out where eggs come from and now he's sulking--he doesn't believe me
he's led a very sheltered life
oh man Jean Knee.Hasn't he received enough stress? First it was his frozen uncle, then that thong disaster, and now this.Poor Mr CDD :(It's obvious he's in denial. Let him google it himself, maybe he'll believe Teh Internets.
I knew it! I knew he was sulking!!
Was he horrified? That poor cock - hasn't he been traumatized enough?
We approve!
::LE SIGH!!::I kept coming over here and no cock. Came back no cock. Then you sneak him up all of a sudden!My mom never told me where they come from so I'm thinking they come from a planet... is it Uranus?[snicker]
In case you're wondering why I'm still up at 11:10 pm it's cuz I fought the warden. We are currently not speaking to each other! (because he's asleep)
He should be thankful he's not an ostrich.
I never thought to "have the talk with him." I grew up having chickens and just thought things came naturally.
Poor little guy. But does he know where FERTILIZED eggs come from? Maybe that information will perk him up.
Time to have the birds and bees talk with him, jean knee, and explain how we all came from an egg at one point.
I carry eggs around with me everywhere I go. My body is like an egg carton.Very Zen thoughts going through my mind today.
Poor guy... you didn't explain omelets in this whole thing, did you?
I gave him an advil and tucked him in. He seems much better now. We'll see in the morning
Oh. I thought maybe eggs came out of the wall.
Is that cock still pouting around??!!?You need to tell him to butch up a little, jean knee.
I know I need to use tough love on him. One time he tried to hatch some eggs, things were terrible for awhile after
Why did the cock cross the road?Cuxz there were chicks in bikini on the other side!BWAHAHAHAHA!!I crack myself up!! [tears of laughter rolling down my cheekies]
I have 8 more minutes before bed time... what can I do for 8 minutes??Hopefully get the word verification right, this is my 3rd time trying.
Okay, what I did was look for the Tom Cruise video and put a link on my post.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQXtvrr-ASg&feature=relatedwack job!
And I thought he was taking a peek out the window at a hen in the yard. What's wrong with my head?
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wait...what?
Mmmm. I'm confused. But I am blond. What am I missing??
wow you're fast. He found out where eggs come from and now he's sulking--he doesn't believe me
he's led a very sheltered life
oh man Jean Knee.
Hasn't he received enough stress? First it was his frozen uncle, then that thong disaster, and now this.
Poor Mr CDD :(
It's obvious he's in denial. Let him google it himself, maybe he'll believe Teh Internets.
I knew it! I knew he was sulking!!
Was he horrified? That poor cock - hasn't he been traumatized enough?
We approve!
We approve!
::LE SIGH!!::
I kept coming over here and no cock. Came back no cock. Then you sneak him up all of a sudden!
My mom never told me where they come from so I'm thinking they come from a planet... is it Uranus?
[snicker]
In case you're wondering why I'm still up at 11:10 pm it's cuz I fought the warden. We are currently not speaking to each other! (because he's asleep)
He should be thankful he's not an ostrich.
I never thought to "have the talk with him." I grew up having chickens and just thought things came naturally.
Poor little guy. But does he know where FERTILIZED eggs come from? Maybe that information will perk him up.
Time to have the birds and bees talk with him, jean knee, and explain how we all came from an egg at one point.
I carry eggs around with me everywhere I go.
My body is like an egg carton.
Very Zen thoughts going through my mind today.
Poor guy... you didn't explain omelets in this whole thing, did you?
I gave him an advil and tucked him in. He seems much better now. We'll see in the morning
Oh. I thought maybe eggs came out of the wall.
Is that cock still pouting around??!!?
You need to tell him to butch up a little, jean knee.
I know I need to use tough love on him. One time he tried to hatch some eggs, things were terrible for awhile after
Why did the cock cross the road?
Cuxz there were chicks in bikini on the other side!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I crack myself up!! [tears of laughter rolling down my cheekies]
I have 8 more minutes before bed time... what can I do for 8 minutes??
Hopefully get the word verification right, this is my 3rd time trying.
Okay, what I did was look for the Tom Cruise video and put a link on my post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQXtvrr-ASg&feature=related
wack job!
And I thought he was taking a peek out the window at a hen in the yard. What's wrong with my head?
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