Directions: imprint bread with image of Mary. Toast as usual.
Just think of the surprised look on your guest's faces when they are served Holy Toast, yeah they were expecting a stale bagel but not at your house, baby!
Kids a little picky in the morning? No way they're gonna say no to "Jesus' Mama".**
Shake things up even more by adding some Judas Jam and maybe a little Mary Magdalene Margarine. Sweeeet!
* quote by Sarah
** quote by Lean