Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Holy Toast, Batman, It's Breakfast!

Due to the huge popularity of my cereal substitute post, I am back again to punch up your breakfast experience. On the menu this go around? Holy Toast, because everyone should have a little Mary in the morning.*

Ingredients: bread, ,, Holy Toast Maker 4000




Directions: imprint bread with image of Mary. Toast as usual.

Just think of the surprised look on your guest's faces when they are served Holy Toast, yeah they were expecting a stale bagel but not at your house, baby!

Kids a little picky in the morning? No way they're gonna say no to "Jesus' Mama".**


Shake things up even more by adding some Judas Jam and maybe a little Mary Magdalene Margarine. Sweeeet!

* quote by Sarah

** quote by Lean

53 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!

Jean Knee said...

second!

oh, yeah

Bee said...

MMMMMM Judas jam... mary mags margarine!! Totally sinful! mmmmm

Bee said...

The image comes out really good, make french toast next time, nothing like soaking it in egg mixture!

Melissa said...

Where in the world did you find that thing? That is too funny!
You know... you really should open a bed and breakfast...

Jean Knee said...

My friend Sarah sent it to me in case the waffle maker 4000 needed company

Millie said...

It's a miracle! I see Mary in your toast!!!!

("MM Margarine" was awesome)

Millie said...

Yeah, how would French toast work with that? I can just see Mary drowning in a nice pool of syrup.

Dapoppins said...

Ahahahahahah!

Brian o Vretanos said...

All you need now is some Angel Cake...

No Cool Story said...

You could make some serious dough out of this Jean Knee.
I hear ebayers go coo coo for stuff like this.

No Cool Story said...

Or is it koo-koo?

koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs said...

Can you make those in chocolate?

politically incorrect rube said...

You watch, Leonardo DiCapitated will complain about the toast only showing the head.

He has no head, in case you were wondering.

I know you were.

Jean Knee said...

that guy's always complaining.....

Batman Fab Club, Inc. said...

We approve!

Holy Toasts of America said...

We approve!

Jean Knee said...

that politically incorrect rube sounds eerily familiar...........

No Cool Story said...

If you put jam on it the you can't see the image.

Right?
I'll ponder about that. After my nap of course.

No Cool Story said...

the = then

makes more sense now.
yeah yeah yeah

Jean Knee said...

well, you do have a point there. I guess you could Give Mary a Jam head scarf and robe set made of jam, then you could still see her face.

Leonardo DiCapitated said...

I KNEW people were talking about me. My headless stump has been itching.

Leonardo DiCapitated said...

Try going without a head for one day and tell me you wouldn't feel like complaining once or twice. I happen to love toast, but without my head, I can neither see, smell, taste, or touch the toast. I can't hear the toaster pop either.

Think about the headless guy for once, will ya?

Leonardo DiCapitated said...

Well, actually, I guess I can touch it if someone puts it in my hand.

Then there's the problem of my brain not being connected to my spinal column...

Leonardo DiCapitated said...

... or is that spinal cord?

Without my eyes, I can no longer read medical textbooks.

Bee said...

How much for you to ship me some of that toast?? I am starving! I'm at work today since my Natalia watching scheduled changed to Thursday and Friday. I get to give my brain a break.
Wednesday, the day of rest.

Joseph-husband of- said...

Is it a map to find her because I've been looking for her everywhere!

Diesel said...

I don't think I could eat the virgin Mary. I'd have to just eat around her.

Big Dad said...

Jean Knee, I need help wrestling bats!

Bee the bat minder said...

AGAIN!
Jean Knee, I need help wrestling bats!

Bee, PD's best friend said...

Jean Knee, I really like the people I work with. They are my buddies.

Jean Knee said...

is there any way to block that Leonardo guy off my blog? he's a drag

Bee said...

I wish I could block a certain big headed someone!

Jean Knee said...

you'd miss him

No Cool Story said...

Leonardo is an accountant from Afghanistan. Maybe visiting your blog is the only fun the poor guy has.

He has no head after all.

Jean Knee said...

maybe I've been too critical of poor Leo.


get it? critical,, his head's gone so it's critical like he'll die


yeah, it wasn't funny

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I could never, ever, ever, ever ever ever use that toast to make some yummy SOS on toast for dinner.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Something about Virgin Mary sh** on a shingle is just all wrong. Don't you think so, jean knee dear?

You weren't planning on serving this at the Church Ladies Luncheon again this year, were you jean knee?

I smell jean knee's hair on fire!!!!

Jean Knee said...

uhhhm, didn't you eat a Virgin Mary Grilled cheese???


cuz, I think I remember that

Jean Knee said...

I didn't mean to mock your disability, Leonardo. NCS made me see the light> I just lost my head for a minute.

Im so funny said...

Leonardo doesn't have a disability.
He has no head.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sarah B. B. said...

FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah B. B. said...

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Cool Story said...

HEY HEEYYYYYY!

Where is Mr CDD? :(

And The Griddle Cried Mary- Jimmy Hendrix said...

Nobody can resist the inexplicably supernatural forces that come together to make a grilled cheese. Even one of virgin holiness. I had no choice but to try to become one with the awesomeness of it all.

Hugh Jybahl said...

Leonardo DiCapitated sent me. I am here to do his headless bidding.

Jean Knee said...

hey huge, didn't i see you in one of those James bond movies?

weren't you the kid who kept dropping his fork under the table so you could bend down and see sexy leg shots?

Millie said...

Hugh is freaking me out with that third eye and rabbit teeth. I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Jean Knee said...

he's a trickster too, don't read his blog

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm number 50!!!!

Cue the confetti and male exotic dancers and let's get this party started. Riiiiggghht? Right!

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I think it might be a sin to get the Virgin Mary all toasted and stuff. Whats next? Getting stoned?

Jean Knee said...

well, if you're a heretic why not?

K- said...

IF you sell it on ebay someone will pay you money for making their toast, that they will never eat.


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