My kinda cock!
He and I got so wasted last night I ended up in wearing his thong!
I shoulda known you'd comment first, you really like my cock.
Oh noes! I never thought I'd see him like this.
COCKA *hic* A *hic* DOODLED-- *retch*poor bird.(Is it possible to marinate a bird from the inside out?)
Cocks and alcohol - bad mix. I'm not surprised he can't stand up.
They tried to make him go to Rehab but he said....Cock-A-Doodle-Doo!Amy Winehouse will be looking to party with him any moment now.
I wouldn't worry so much, but he drank a bottle of Welch's sparkling grape juice. who knew?Wynne- yes you can marinate a bird from thr inside out--just think of those poor geese they use for foi gras (I can't spell, that pate stuff
Is it only pate stuff you can't spell? I have problems with all words.You know what I did for New Year? Hub and I watched The Da Vinci Code whilst(!) eating chocalate cake and drinking... milk. We are such party animals!
You know, I never realized how big that cock was until you put a bottle of bubbly next to it.
What's "chocalate cake"? See, my mom is on vacation for 5 days and I'm already making stuff up!
It's grape juice you twit! You couldn't even get a buzz off it!
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