Mega Vomit Corporation has worked with us to offer a fabulous pack of simulated Spew. Just look how life-like it is. Hang it as a decoration or use it to fool your friends or bats. It also works as a barrier to ensure that others keep a polite distance from you. Someone shoving up against you in line? Stealthily fling out The Spew with your own spin on retching noises and everyone will back off, affording you the personal space you deserve.
Don't be fooled by competitors, see first hand how Mega Vomit's Spew measures up against its competitors Fake Barf and Whoops. They don't even come close.Act now and we'll add, at no additional charge, The Spew Booklet. Learn tips on how best to use your Spew like these:
Use Spew as a decorative doily for you next party platter
Carry our fully fold able Spew in your pocket to be used in all sorts of
Pull out Spew if you are pulled over for a moving violation.
Use Spew to get out of meetings early.
Wife's not going for the standard "not tonight dear, I have
a headache"? Spew her.
Mortgage over due? Send in the payment with some spew
taped to the envelope, who wants to touch that?
And so many other tips and techniques. Don't delay we have a very limited supply!