Mega Vomit Corporation has worked with us to offer a fabulous pack of simulated Spew. Just look how life-like it is. Hang it as a decoration or use it to fool your friends or bats. It also works as a barrier to ensure that others keep a polite distance from you. Someone shoving up against you in line? Stealthily fling out The Spew with your own spin on retching noises and everyone will back off, affording you the personal space you deserve.
Don't be fooled by competitors, see first hand how Mega Vomit's Spew measures up against its competitors Fake Barf and Whoops. They don't even come close.
Act now and we'll add, at no additional charge, The Spew Booklet. Learn tips on how best to use your Spew like these:
Use Spew as a decorative doily for you next party platter
Carry our fully fold able Spew in your pocket to be used in all sorts of
emergencies:
Pull out Spew if you are pulled over for a moving violation.
Use Spew to get out of meetings early.
Wife's not going for the standard "not tonight dear, I have
a headache"? Spew her.
Mortgage over due? Send in the payment with some spew
taped to the envelope, who wants to touch that?
And so many other tips and techniques. Don't delay we have a very limited supply!
19 comments:
FIRST!!
no way you had time to read that, was it too nauseating?
I'll take 7 please! Is there a whole sale discount? [fingers crossed] I can set it around my desk to keep the bats from getting too close.
jean knee, I am a speed reader (only while on speed)!
I can also put it on food I want to eat so that nobody will touch it.
Oh the possibilities!!
It that someone's idea of a sick joke?
You might like to look at this:
XE
Which includes a review of "pet spew".
I knew you'd want at least one for the bats.
I like that link, to think all this time I could have been selling my cat's hairballs (well, before he got taken away by coyotes).
Polka Dot spews nearly every day but he licks it up so fast I've got no chance of drying it and selling
Use Spew as a decorative doily...
oh noes! bwahahahaha!
Will there be a Spew Fest '08 shirt and commemorative mug?
Imagine the possibilities.
...no chance of drying it and selling
Jean Knee: I feel sick now.
Thanks!
I had thought of a shirt but never thought about mugs at all. how many should I put you down for?
You're welcome NCS it's a new way to purge your body of toxins--just read my blog
Oui oui!
We approve!
I'll take a dozen.
Will you autograph them too? pretty please?
Hey, that looked like Carrot Spew!!! Carrots make spew all the more spew special.
autographs are absolutely free
Hmmmm, the possibilities are endless. I might need to buy a couple dozen.
I love Whoops. It's a good fit-anywhere word, as in:
"I just stepped in a big pile of Whoops"
or my brother's old favorite:
"Coach, I got the Whoops."
(except he always said "roids," like hemorrhoids, instead)
I will close this post and never ever look at it again. No spew for me... thanks for offering :)
good idea
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