Only too bad for me cause we ran out of cereal. Now I am very handy in the kitchen (just look at all the heart hobbling recipes I've come up with using the waffle maker 4000) so I felt very sure that I could come up with a cereal substitute. I read the list of ingredients and went to work in my kitchen mixing, pouring, stirring, until I came up with the perfect cereal alternative.
And here it is: a cup of sugar with a child's vitamin on top. Sprinkle with one tablespoon of bleached and over processed white flour, and drink a glass of chocolate milk. This breakfast contains all of the main ingredients in cereal. Let me break it down for you:
- sugar, the main ingredient in anything edible
- white flour, need that fiber to keep things flowing,baby!
- vitamin, oh yes indeedy cereals are vitamin fortified
- chocolate milk, the artificial chemicals from the chocolate flavoring are needed to make it as close to actual cereal as you can get
Yum! Let the noshing begin.