I was riding in my car. I turned on the radio. A special guest star was on my favorite morning show. Fran, the Singing Psychic. Wow.
According to her website she is a psychic superstar, helping police locate missing children, ghostbuster,clairvoyant, spiritual adviser and more.
When she receives her answers from the spirit world she sings her answers. No American Idol in her future though (even my untrained ears can predict that one).
Of course I couldn't wait to get home and try out my own powers. I'm no psychic but I am sort of psychotic (if I miss my anti-psychotic meds for a few days).
I am ready to become the Singing Psychotic. You say you don't like it, but I know you're a liar.
Let's give it a go. Send me your spiritual questions and I will gaze into my crystal Ball and give you my psychotic answer. Fran has a 95% success rating so I expect to have a 5.7% success rate ( since it's my first time and all)I shall be consulting my crystal ball since I couldn't find my magic eight ball