Friday, June 15, 2007

Slow Out Of The Gate

Well here it is, my first ever blog thing. To my immense horror and embarrassment I started my blog and all and then went on vacation without making an actual post because, well you know, I don't know what I am doing. I saw that some peopple had visited, thanks Annie you little sweet heart, but there was nothing to read. Sorry, sorry,sorry sorry and now the blog:

Hi. I realize now that I should have read other gal's beginning blogs but I didn't so I'm fumbling in the dark here which is okay because I think I can erase this in the future if it's too stupid.

Put Some Polka Dots On It---- is not just a rambling blog some mom from Texas decided to do (although it is that too) but a philosophy for living a fulfilled and embellished life. That's right it's a new way to live and think and be. The basic premise is this: If you are doing, making, altering, consuming, creating something and it is just not coming out right--Put Some Polka Dots On It. I can't think of too many things that can not be rescued or enhanced by a sweet sprinkling of neon flashing Polka Dots.

This dawned on me one day when I was trying to craft a party favor. I had bright colors, ribbon, goodies but it was just a flop. I was showing it to my friend and it just wasn't working for her either. It lacked. Then I spyed a package of polka dot stickers. I Put Some Polka Dots On It and voila.... It was transformed into a cute little party favor. Since then I have added polka dots to anything that ain't coming out right or to things that are coming out right and there you have it. Party supplies too boring? -put some polka dots on it brown bag lunch embarrasing the kids?-put some polka dots on it turned hubbies tighty whiteys pink in the wash?-put some polka dots on it lawn is two feet high and neighbors are staring?-put some polka dots on it get the idea

Try it out and see what you think. Life's too short for editing, polka dots are the way to go.

Well that's it then. My first blog thing. I think it went okay. No one's bleeding anyway. I'll try again later.

Remember: If life gives you lemons what do you do? that's right , put some polka dots on it


Jean Knee


Annie said...

I love the theme of your blog!

...a philosophy for living a fulfilled and embellished life...if it ain't workin', put polka dots on it!

That's genius. I wish you the best of luck on your blogging adventures. I am sure you will find it to be as cathartic as I have over the past year.

Happy Blogging and Happy Good Mail

SoDak Angel said...

ohhhh....I love polka dots!

mom2princess said...

Godd job! I love the blog! Thanks for visiting mine!

Christy said...

I'm so glad you started your blog and I love the name and your ideas of using polka-dots. Maybe you'll post some pics of the things you've used polka dots on. I'll have to remember to do that for my next projects. Welcome to blogland!

Jean Knee said...

Thanks everyone. It means a lot to me that you visited. I hope to learn how to do pictures soon. Baby steps, baby steps.

B said...

Hi, just visited your blog and found out you're a newbie blogger, too! I just started mine last month. I'm wondering how you get your blog out there and read by other people. Love your polka dot philosophy.

P.S. It took me a bit to figure out the picture thingy, too, but it's really easy. Don't be afraid to try it.

katydiddy said...

Fantastic philosophy!

Chris said...

I'm too cool for polka dots. :)

Thanks for visiting my blog and hope to see you there more often. I could use some polka dotting.

Radioactive Jam said...

"I think it went okay. No one's bleeding anyway."

That's the sort of thing that acts like a sticky-trap for my brain. Kind of like flypaper only without the intended slow, inevitable death from starvation and general unpleasantness.

I'd call this a fine start.

Jennifer B. said...

This looks fun! Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my blog =)

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