Last week I was involved in daily Hacking (in between blogging of course. I've heard about people who Hack for fun or monetary gain. I don't get it.
I began Hacking when I returned from vacation. I Hacked all day long until my throat was raw and my lungs ached. I could barely breathe the next day. Something had to be done!
First up chloraseptic spray and lozenges. Still Hacking but now my throat felt like it had been to the dentist. no good
Mucinex was next on my list. Couldn't tell anything but continued to take it cause it tasted great.
Finally, mucus plugged my throat and no amount of Hacking would clear it. A bit scary. I boiled water on the stove and steamed my lungs. I felt better but still Hacking with no results.
Out of ideas I decide to heat a frozen dinner.MMMM Indian curry. Pretty soon my eyes were watering and I began Hacking my lungs clear. Serendipity, My dear Watson.
My friend Jean-Uh, respiratory therapist, said the curry spices shrank the mucus membrane swelling to allow me to Hack with results. Who knew curry was a cure?
I still don't get why anyone would actually want to be a Hacker. The whole experience really blew.
9 comments:
So you steamed your lungs. Did they taste good on rice?
I didn't actualy eat them but they smelled just like chicken
So, are you still a hacker? Should I worry? If I coat my computer in curry, will that keep hackers away?
I hope you gave up the hacking and found something more enjoyable to do.
But I'll have to remember the curry when their are hackers around. Although, I don't think I have ever made anything with curry.
Tim Curry is the cure for everything.
I am afraid I've had a little hit of the hacker and I'm gonna be a cheap back alley hacker soon.
Never advertise contagious sicknesses, jean knee, it keeps a lot of commenters away. I hope you've learned a valuable lesson here today.
yep I did, lame posts just don't cut it. but fabulous giveaways just might!!!!!!!
Your post had me hacking up a lung I was hacking so hard...! :o)
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