Oh my God! Jean Knee you just gave me horrible flash backs!!!!!
Two years ago we had a most horrible rooster. One day I went out to collect the eggs in the snow and the rooster jumped up on top of the coop as I had my head inside gathering the eggs. When I came out, he started pecking my forehead, nose, and cheeks!!! Surprised, I fell back into a snow bank and he jumped on me and kept pecking! And my loving husband, instead of coming to help me, stood at the window and watched and laughed until he almost peed his pants!!!
I have to go call my therapist now. I'll send you and Mr. CDD the bill.
And I KNOW I didn't drink that much, and all it was was water...maybe they put something special in the water here around the holidays? because there ARE two cocks...
Y'know all those...uh..."enlargement" products they have out there--the ones that always show up in my email inbox and commercials on late-night tv? Perhaps there is a new product that doesn't enlarge, but DOUBLES things.
Perhaps Jean Knee has found it and used it on her cock.
Thank you for mistletoe. I made my Hot Pocket Dojo mistress pucker up and kiss the remnants of the ham and cheese Hot Pocket I ate for lunch off my upper lip.
30 comments:
FIRST!!!!!!!
I don't understand this, but I've just got back from being out all afternoon/evening, so maybe things will look clearer when I've sobered up...
I'm a little worried that you appear to be holding up 2 cocks. Did I really drink that much???
never fear, it doesn't mean anything
and you got it right away, yess
I have never seen Mr CDD from this angle.
I like it.
Uh, Jean Knee? Brian was showing off on my blog.
What are you going to do about it?
But I am happy there's a WW featuring the People's Cock.
Even if I wasn't first BRIAN.
Oh my
he was probably inebriated with Christmas cheer
Brian, not Mr.CCD
Mr.CDD only drinks that evil coffee and only then if I'm gone
naughty
He looks like he's laughing.
Who is he laughing at?
Or maybe he's talking.
What was he saying Jean Knee?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE COCK LOOKS FUNNY!
Em....
E L E V E N T H ! ! !
Are you having chicken tonight?
Make him stop.
HMppf!
I got some mistetoessss!
Some missletoes!
Some miseltoeds!
I got something pretty in the mail!
Thanks dude :) You are cool!
That cock still cracks me up!
that's what she said!
Oh my God! Jean Knee you just gave me horrible flash backs!!!!!
Two years ago we had a most horrible rooster. One day I went out to collect the eggs in the snow and the rooster jumped up on top of the coop as I had my head inside gathering the eggs.
When I came out, he started pecking my forehead, nose, and cheeks!!!
Surprised, I fell back into a snow bank and he jumped on me and kept pecking!
And my loving husband, instead of coming to help me, stood at the window and watched and laughed until he almost peed his pants!!!
I have to go call my therapist now.
I'll send you and Mr. CDD the bill.
Stumpety stump stump
Stumpety stump!
The coolest things happen to Tracy.
yeah, I've been attacked by geese and baby they hurt
Stop looking so delicious.
Mr.CDD seems to have gone all...postmodern on us.
And sideways.
And I KNOW I didn't drink that much, and all it was was water...maybe they put something special in the water here around the holidays? because there ARE two cocks...
Y'know all those...uh..."enlargement" products they have out there--the ones that always show up in my email inbox and commercials on late-night tv? Perhaps there is a new product that doesn't enlarge, but DOUBLES things.
Perhaps Jean Knee has found it and used it on her cock.
My link is fixed yo!
Come see my stumps ;)
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas, Jean Knee!
¡Feliz Navidad!
Next year you invited to Christmas at my Hot Pocket Dojo.
I serving various and assorted Hot Pocket Sampler platters for dinner along with some potent Pepto Bismol cocktails.
Thank you for mistletoe. I made my Hot Pocket Dojo mistress pucker up and kiss the remnants of the ham and cheese Hot Pocket I ate for lunch off my upper lip.
She loves that.
In my country angular cock costs more money.
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