Tuesday, December 30, 2008

This Atrocity Against Mankind Can Happen to You Too; Even if You are a Bad Ashe


Can you smell it? Mmm mmmmmmmmmm Can you hear it dripping into the pot? pitter pat slosh slog pat pitpittt Do you want some? Me too. There is nothing better than a hot, fresh delicious cup of coffee to start your day. We have a timer on our coffee maker 4000 so it is brewed and ready when we rise in the a.m.

Simple pleasures like this make life sparkle. I start my morning with sparkle and simple coffee pleasure every single day.

Except today. No coffee. No sparkle.. No simple pleasure for me. I need a moment.............................................................................................................................................................................................................

My fun squashing health minded physician Dr. Grim has made coffee forbidden.

Again Johnny,....FORBIDDEN!!!!!!!!!



I may not make it through this day, but I leave you with these delightful images.


This can and does happen to millions of people every day. Where is the humanity??
(special words of comfort go out to Andy, you poor man you)

19 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!

Bee said...

You made my mouth water and it tasted like coffee.

I vow never, ever ever ever to leave you my dear sweet coffee. Never.

Jean Knee said...

sometimes I order a decaf coffee in a restaurant knowing-hoping they will be too lazy to make a new pot

Bee said...

I tried decaf and it made my stomach hurt and it also hurt the people around me but i don't know why.

Bee said...

You know what hurts, jean knee? Buying undies that are the wrong size. That really hurts.

Bee said...

Okay, I bought them a size too big. I don't want anybody getting the wrong impression.

Jean Knee said...

are you wearing them right now?


tell me more...

Bee said...

I sure am and Andy tried giving me a wedgie. jerk.

Jean Knee said...

wait til he's not looking then trip him on the stairs--that'll teach him

Brian o vretanos said...

Reading this made me realise that I'd not had any yet this morning, so I've just made myself some.

Cheers!

I feel your pain...

Brian o vretanos said...

I'M ELEVENTH!!!!!!

That's because I'm awake and alert...

Jean Knee said...

show off

Lisa said...

Hey Jean Knee, was it here on your super cool blog that I saw blue punch drinks - maybe for a party for Lean? I had the brilliant idea of making those tonight for the kids at the party I'm having tonight, but yeah, I have no idea how to make them.... If so, can you point me to the post? Thanks! Happy New Year!

Lisa said...

I don't drink coffee, but I'm sorry for your loss.

Bee said...

Ahhhh I just finished my cup of coffee and I feel like I can fight anybody! As long as they are shorter than me and weaker.

Jean Knee said...

did you see what brian wrote?

Jean Knee said...

cheeky little bugger

Jean Knee said...

I sounded so British just then.

aubrey said...

poor jean knee. but your health will thank you. fo sho.