Thursday, December 11, 2008

Secret Santa Sucks

So my gift is for a very interesting uh, "guy?" Nooter the dog.
Well Nooter I noticed this on your blog


So many males feel this very same way, plus in these hard economic times condoms can be expensive. Therefore I have the perfect gift for you:


Apparently you wind a rubber band firmly around your testicles and in a few weeks they will fall off. Then bingo, no more need for condoms. Awesome Huh? And there's plenty left over for your friends. ENJOY

23 comments:

Millie said...

*disturbed look*

Did they actually test out that rubber band theory? And if so, on whom?

My dog refused to take her birth control pills, the big tramp.

Anndi said...

**Starts to sing**

There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o.
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
(Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
And Bingo was his name-o!

But does it protect him from The Clap?

AngieSS said...

Erm, thoughtful gift?!! Hehehe I can honestly say I'm glad you got Nooter as your SSCSI instead of me! Ouch.

Bee said...

BWAHAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAHA!! That is awesome jean knee!!

Brian o vretanos said...

The moral of this story is - when you need an elastic band, don't use any you find lying around the office - always use a fresh one from a hygenically sealed packet. You never know where a used one has been...

Jean Knee said...

that is very true Brian.

Jean Knee said...

Millie I do believe it's been tested out but not always with positive results.

VE said...

Just avoid the two weeks...crankiness tends to ensue...and it's not pretty.

Nooter said...

um, thanks?

i think i will just eat one first and see if it has the same effect.

Melissa said...

You're so thoughtful... and... uh... considerate...

No Cool Story said...

If I were a guy I'd go "ouch", but I am not, so YAY!!!!

No Cool Story said...

Also, if I were a guy, I'd be pretty hot.

No Cool Story said...

Uh, who said that?

Jean Knee said...

sounds like Bee's brother Dan

Hey It's Di said...

That is a fabulous idea! I love the idea of male sufferage for once:)

Stacey said...

That is a great idea!

Marvel Goose said...

I thought that rubber bands were condoms that they sold to people like needle-dick-the-bug-fucker.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Um, Jean Knee?
Do you have some sort of "issue" with people who don't wear condoms?
You should also warn him that they may start to...um....stink a few days or weeks before they fall off.
I don't know about that from personal experience but I do remember when it was ok for people to "dock" a dogs tail with rubber bands and my neighbor always complaining about them stinking.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Um, Jean Knee?
Do you have some sort of "issue" with people who don't wear condoms?
You should also warn him that they may start to...um....stink a few days or weeks before they fall off.
I don't know about that from personal experience but I do remember when it was ok for people to "dock" a dogs tail with rubber bands and my neighbor always complaining about them stinking.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Um, Jean Knee?
Do you have some sort of "issue" with people who don't wear condoms?
You should also warn him that they may start to...um....stink a few days or weeks before they fall off.
I don't know about that from personal experience but I do remember when it was ok for people to "dock" a dogs tail with rubber bands and my neighbor always complaining about them stinking.

wynne said...

Eww.

I mean...ow?

I mean...gangrene? (It would take them awhile to fall off, I think, and I dare say there would be time for...uh...some infection...to...ewww-owww.)

Perhaps Nooter really should just eat them.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I bought condoms at the dollar store. They're not going to be used how you think though. I saw a crafty project using them that I wanted to try out.

I may or may not put the pics on my blog depending on if I'm blessed with the virtue of good sense and/or good taste on that day. It's always in fluctuation, you know.

aubrey said...

hahahahaha. sick.