Monday, August 18, 2008

Sing This To The Tune Of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Penny got run over by the ice cream truck,
standing near the road on yesterday.
You may say the ice cream truck's a god send.
But as for me and Pen we disagree.


Can you believe it? The ice cream truck ran over Penny and just kept going. We had to rush her to the emergency pet clinic where she was stapled and wrapped back together.

We will no longer be buying their ice cream. Asswipes.

14 comments:

Lisa said...

Umm, what?! Kept on going? My guess is that ice cream truck will never drive down your street again. Jerk!

Rhonda said...

OMG that is awful!! Friggin ice cream...bad for your ass and for your Penny!

Bee said...

WTF!!!!???? Dude, did you file a police report? That was hit and run! I’d track them down so they can pay the medical bills.

Millie said...

SUE 'EM.

Seriously, do it. That's against the law. Then treat yourself to some store-bought ice cream.

Brian o vretanos said...

That's terrible. I'm glad it wasn't worse.

wynne said...

Is she doing okay? Poor thing...

Dan said...

Was he playing Ice Cream music while running her over? I got to say I blame Penny.
She needs to pay more attention to the music.

Sarah B. B. said...

TERRIBLE! My husband is scared to death of our ice cream truck because he thinks it's driven by a pedophile, but SERIOUSLY - to run over a dog and keep going?!?!? Glad Penny is okay.

Hey It's Di said...

I wonder if it was the same drunken fool that was driving around here? He told my teenage boy that he had to keep the alcohol going in because of the stupid music his truck makes. Wish I had heard him say this and got the police after him.

A reindeer would be so much cooler to get run over by in my book:) Hope Penny is OK.

Bee said...

jean knee, I threw leaves at the ice cream truck that comes by my house in solidarity.

Millie said...

How's Penny doing?

Klin said...

I have secret plans to blow up the ice cream trucks. I abhor them. I refuse to allow my kids to buy anything from them. They should be outlawed and the one who hurt your puppy should be tortured.

Can I help?

Tracy said...

I have always known that the ice cream truck was evil! That music has always freaked me out!!!
I hope Penny will be ok!

No Cool Story said...

OH NO! :(
ITA with Tracy >:(

Stoopid ice cream trucks, what with all the lame stickers and dumb music.
Poor Penny.