So Mr. Knee asked me if Eddie Van Halen was replacing Al Gore in my affections since he's been on so much. Let's break it down.
Even though in real life Eddie is an ego maniacal a$$hole I really hated seeing Eddie all broken down, sans teeth. I searched until I learned more. Eddie had tongue cancer, yes, tongue cancer. I guess it could have rotted his teeth (I still think meth but whatever). He beat cancer and then went into rehab, it said for alcohol but come on, you saw his teeth.
2007 he is out of re-hab, has new teeth, put on some weight and shaved off his goth wannabe hair. Fabulous. I also saw him playing a concert without his shirt after rehab and did not think he should have put it back on. Also now with his neighbor next door look I think he is rather cute. Many of you disagree but you are wrong, of course.
In conclusion: Eddie hit rock bottom, came back, seems okay. If he had a different personality and I were a different person I'd date him.
Father Al on the other hand has always been dashing in every way. Sure his voice makes you want to claw your eyes out, but remember he's green and all. Go climate! Plus he wins countless awards.
In conclusion: Father Al Gore is and always will be fabulousness at its most fab. His hair is always perfect and yeah, I'd run my fingers through it.
25 comments:
Who?
Oh, look! I was first and I blew it on a question!
Oh well.
Now, what was the post about again?
Oh yeah.
Now WHO is "Al Gore"?
He must be a producer of B movies--horror flicks, with a name like that.
sigh... Eddie... He looks MUCH better now. DLR even looks good.
How did "Edward" become the Hot Guy name all of a sudden?
So, to summarise, your ideal would be Eddie with Al's hair and brain?
They're transplanting all sorts of things these days, so you never know...
It might be a good idea for them to give him Al's tounge whilst they're at it.
I have to confess - sadly - that when I saw your title, I thought you might be talking about "Weird" Al. I was so disappointed.
wynne- you have to keep up with this fast paced, eye opening blog I have goin on.
Brian--not exactly, no not at all.
Millie, you know I only like weird Al, I don't love him
eleventh!!
Well jean knee, the heart loves who the heart loves.
It's true because a fortune cookie told me so.
Ok, I was looking at the picture of "Father Al" on the side of your blog..which by the way, when I first started reading your blog I thought you were talking about your father who was named Al... anyways, I don't think I would run my hands through his hair, Jean Knee. It looks like it has a lot of palmade on it. Ech...
As far as Eddie, I just don't know. It just seems to me that the whole world would have known if he had tongue cancer.
I think it was meth.
thanks for watching my back Tracy. I didn't think about that goopy pomade.
I have a son Al. He doesn't have perdy hair that almost looks like snap on like Al Gore though. *sigh!
aww, what a shame. maybe when he's older
How do they do tongue "Kimo"
more spam????
That Marion is making the rounds. She was just at Elastic's.
I forgot about your "like but not love" for Weird Al.
(pssst... Mr. CDD went with us to the beach - ask NCS)
Now I feel bad for making fun of Eddie.
No, I don't :D
Two conclusions.
Wow.
You are very very cool Jean Knee. I dontt know I have ever witnessed this.
I am glad Father Al is still #1 in your little Jean Knee heart.
I leave for a few days and you get spam. What the flip?
I missed you!!!
(I woke up like 10 minutes ago, came straight here)
Ok ok. I peed first, then came straight here.
Hmm, after I drank some juice.
And made my bed.
And petted my doggie.
And said hi to my people.
about time too. I've been checking your blog for signs of your return.
was it fun?? did you toilet paper any trees? did you discuss the book? did you catch anything on fire????
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