I need some help understanding this dream. Am I crazy?
I was visiting a town that was having a festival/celebration of some kind. There were rides and quaint little shops. I was browsing through a knick knack shop when a friend of my mom's saw me. We talked. She was in some kind of organization that seemed like a cross between the junior league and DAR. She encouraged me to eat the chicken dinner, completely homemade by the members. I'm sure it was a fundraiser.
I got my plate withe vegetables and a large portion of chicken on top. I commenced noshing and my fork speared a battered and deep fried bat wing. I just put it aside and thought nothing of it. I kept eating. I moved the chicken around and saw two dead baby birds complete with feathers. Suddenly I moved the piece of chicken and a live white lab rat was underneath. I didn't want to scream for fear I'd hurt the ladies' feelings. The rat ran around the table and kept trying to jump in my hair. And lastly I found a cooked mouse on my plate.
I ran out and my mom's friend followed me and tried to calm me down because she didn't want bad PR for her group, I told her the rat was bigger than my finger to which she replied," well if it was that big I guess you should complain." I'm guessing a small one would have been okay?
I know sometimes a cigar is just a cigar but WTF does this mean?
15 comments:
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It means you will be coming to my neck of the woods to help me rid the Asylum of its bat problems.
Think about it, they are rats with wings!
YAY!!! jean knee is coming to Chicago!!
All it's telling you is what you know already - if pressed to buy homemade stuff for charity, refuse and just give them the money...
Ewwwwwww.
It means that you should quit buying weird meat products at Wal-Mart. Your subconcious does not think that was beef!
Are you pregnant? Because I'm knocked up and have the strangest dreams! Ok, ok. Maybe you are not pregnant, but I don't think dreaming about dead anythings on your plate is good. Let's go deep here. Perhaps it means that you have a project on your plate in real life that is going nowhere, and that its going to chase you around and wear you down. That's all I've got. Sorry its so long and not very helpful. However I like your blog. Hope you don't mind that I commented.
hummmm
It’s hard to make an accurate diagnosis, tell me about your childhood.
Were you bullied as a little Jean Knee?
Were you the last to be picked at dodge ball?
Do you like Ice Cream?
Whose cigar?
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Hi! Atus
Rats and mice together?!?!
The end is near Jean Knee.
It means that you secretly wish to be vegetarian?
I think you are spending too much time with the cock.
Perhaps it's a sign to go see the new Batman movie... or maybe a petrified bat, mouse, rat and a couple of baby birds are in your future...
It wasn't Freud, it was Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro...
Oh my gawwwd. Spammed by porn
...............Oh the horror
Personally? I think it means you need to get rid of the crack pipe. Seriously? You had that all happen in a DREAM? Your head is a freaky, freaky place. :)
I think that it means that some respectable person (or some organization, perhaps) has been feeding you crap, and it bothers you, but you've been taking it because it's the "right" thing to do...or the polite thing. And you shouldn't, because it's not good for you.
Now, who is it, Jean Knee? Did that nasty lady in the Corolla come back to taunt you, or is the cock whispering things in your ear while you sleep?
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