Monday, July 21, 2008

Is There A Doctor in the House?

Summer boredom set in today. Flipped on the tube and Oprah was on, yuck. I don't like Oprah but today she had Rick Springfield on. Remember that 80's heart throb?
I decided to watch to see the decay and decrepitude that have undoubtedly taken over his former hawtness. You've seen Keith Richards, right: Not that he was ever hawt but his decay and decrepitude are vast. VAST

Anyway to my utter shock but not dismay, Rick is still HAWT! Age has given his boy next door looks a cheeky edge. Just a little. He had dimples that you so wanted to press your fingers into. And he sang okay.

Oprah also had William Shatner and Henry Winkler on. Seen 'em, whatever,so I turned it off. The important thing to remember here is Rick Springfield is still Hawt baby! Maybe even Hawter.

* I had his soft rock, bubblegum blowing, best selling album (Working Class Dog) on an 8 track tape. "I wish that I had.....clickclack seconds later....Jessie's girl!

21 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

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Brian o vretanos said...

I've given up on Oprah, I'm afraid, for a couple of reasons. Firstly, they don't show her programme on Cypriot Satellite TV, and secondly, for some strange reason she's never invited me to be interviewed on her show. Not that I'd agree to it, of course...

Dan said...

I have no idea who Rick Springfield is. That's a good thing.

Bee said...

jean knee! You crack me up!!! When I read "VAST" I pictured you either hitting the keyboard or opening both arms wide to illustrate your point!

Also, I'm a little pissed that Brian AND Dan beat me over here.
>:o[

I think Dan should tell the story on how he lost his undies at a Blackhawks game.

Bee said...

I've seen Rick and I have to say I don't likey anymore.

I wish that I had Jesse's girl!«¼

Jean Knee said...

Dan!! How'd you lose your undies?
I'll tell you a tale of a lost bra on new year's eve 1999 if you tell us

Jean Knee said...

does that code say: first, ha?
I'm getting really good at that Greek stuff

No Cool Story said...

I LOVE YOU!!!!!
I don't like Oprah.
I LOVE YOU!!!!!

No Cool Story said...

Did you know I love you Jean Knee.

I missed that whole Jessie's Girl/ Rick Springfield craze growing up.
Sometimes it's hard to see hawtness turn to pot bellies and saggy saginess. So I'm glad you can still admire Rick.

eddie van halen (not that I ever thought he was atractive, no, but ewww)

No Cool Story said...

I am sure there are more, but I'm going out.
So there you have it.

Jean Knee said...

Oh The Horror! Eddie looks horrible. He used to be kinda cute. eww

I saw that Eddie Munster kid recently--he wasn't cute anymore either

Jean Knee said...

Oh noes I clicked on Eddie again. is he missing some teeth?


I might have to click again. somebody slap me

Bee said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

No Cool Story said...

Don't look at it Jean Knee and Bee!
He'll hunt your dreams :(

Hey It's Di said...

Of all the days to miss Oprah! I loved Ricky baby growing up and that whole 8 track thing is making me laugh right now. Those were the good ole' days.

I'm glad he is still hawt. Henry Winkler is a disgrace to the "Fonz" crush I once had. He seems to be such a nerd now.

eddie van halen said...

I like cotton candy and pudding!

Jean Knee said...

oh my, he did hunt my dreams!!!

Melissa said...

I watched part of the show too! Only caught the last few minutes though...

Dan said...

I was in a rush going to a Hocky game, I came home from work and changed into the pants I had the day before.
At some point in the game I went to get a beer, while in line the guy behind me taps my shoulder and says "Dude, you dropped your underwear"

The night before when I went to bed I must have pulled down my pants and underwear at the same time. So when I got home from work to change and put on those same pants my underwear where still in there somewhere and fell off.

There, bra story please.

No Cool Story said...

"I must have pulled down my pants and underwear at the same time."

Boys.

Stink Bone Jones said...

Do you get any funnier!!! I so enjoy reading your posts, you are hilarious! Oprah has become an alien because she has hung around Tom Cruise and Jon Travolta too often.

When you get a moment, stop by my blog, I need your opinion on a new creation of mine!

Thanks!
Jaime