Friday, July 18, 2008

A Bad Thing

I drove into our subdivision and was rolling along when some lady in a white corolla heading toward me swerved all over to the side of the road like I was some kind of butt munch road hog. I'm sure she shuddered. I think she was trying to make me feel like an a$$hole so I quickly swerved my car at her car then came back into my lane.

My hub thinks I probably made her soil her underwear. I hope so or what's the point.
Anyway he thought that was a bad thing to do. I don't think so. I think it was funny. What do you think? Take the poll please.

31 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!

Bee said...

I'll come back. I'm typing from Scarlett.

Bee said...

Okay, I booted my sister off of her job search so I could give you my 2 cents (but then I'll need them back because I need them to a a soda).

You did an AWESOME thing! What do husbands know? They only did one smart thing in their life and that was marry us! ;op

Mad Libs Millie said...

I crapped myself just reading the story. Geeez.

Brian o vretanos said...

I vote for not a bad thing.

Silly, maybe, since anything like that could risk an accident, and therefore no blog posts. And that would be bad.

Hey It's Di said...

GO Jean Knee! Make the woman soil herself! If she is such a freak to be all swerving to begin with, she deserves your swerve stunt!

My husband does that when a cat is in the road just to scare me and I squeal every time:( But swerving at stupid people is all good with me:)

Klin said...

That is funny as he!!.

Truth be told- my husband would have been cheering me on or if he was driving then he would have done it.

Muahahahahaha

Stink Bone Jones said...

O.K., you are like the funniest thing ever. I'm glad you came to comment on my blog so I could come to yours and laugh. I'm not sure what you should have done because I am so visual I can't even understand what happened by reading but it was written quite humorously!

No Cool Story said...

100% of your readers believe you did not do a bad thing.
I hope that lady know that.

butt munch road hog said...

We are people too :(

White Corolla Lady said...

I'll get you next time!

WCL said...

Look at that! I was Eleventh!!

White Corolla Lady said...

...And your little dog too!

No Cool Story said...

Noooo!
I wanted to be 11th.

I blame Liz Foxy!

No Cool Story said...

I mean that corolla lady.

Meg said...

I'm all for making people soil themselves!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I think that I want you to teach Driver's Ed.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I do the passive/aggressive stomp on my brake thing to people who are trawling my bumper a little too closely.

Yes.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

You can drive the Thelma and Louise Mobile when we make our escape.

trawling trawlers said...

Kumbaya
Kumbaya

All together now...

Dan said...

If she was an older lady then shame on you.
If it was a younger lady or a teenager you should have rammed them and lit her car on fire and peed on it.

wynne said...

WHAT IF...

...it was a woman who has been terrified of driving a car because of the tragic way her mother died and so never got her license until a support group convinced her that "you're 40, it's okay to go and get some independence! You'll be okay!" and it was her first solo drive after obtaining her license and SHE MET YOU ON THE ROAD?

...she mistook you for a celebrity and was so surprised by your stunning good looks she nearly drove off the road?

...she mistook you for a rampaging sheep because she's 80 years old and her cataracts are VERY thick and she can't see much, but she has a vivid imagination?

...she was actually a he--one of your neighbors dressed up for the first time as a woman, very nervous about it, and was going to the club a few hours early to calm down and practice his hip swagger--and he was VERY afraid you would recognize him and it scared him and he nearly drove off the road? And when you drove straight at him, then he KNEW you recognized him and was so terrified he went home and couldn't go out clubbin' at all?

...Obama is a myth?

...Hillary Clinton is ACTUALLY MARTHA STEWART?

...your car turns into the car from the...um..."Christine" movie? Was that the name of that dumb movie?

...MR. CDD was watching you drive like a maniac and is getting some rather dangerous ideas from your example?

I dunno, jean knee. It's a very complicated question you're asking.

aubrey said...

wow, dan. tell us how you really feel.

aubrey said...

of course i vote for not a bad thing.

aubrey said...

i like all of what wynne said.

aubrey said...

define "soiled"?

Jean Knee said...

you voted for Obama, didn't you wynne??

Dapoppins said...

so were you playing rooster or chicken?

Rhonda said...

LOL. I hope you did make her poop. I heart road rage.

Sarah B. B. said...

I WANT TO VOTE TWICE! TWO OF THOSE THINGS ARE TRUE!

wynne said...

No. I did not vote for Obama. I think he is a myth, like the tooth fairy, Mary Poppins, and unicorns.

And I want you to know I've read all the posts I missed, but I'm not commenting on them, because I believe that comments are sometimes myths, too.

You know what else is a myth? Dirty dishes. Why wash them? They're just going to get dirty again the next day. That's what I keep trying to believe, anyway. "Maybe if I ignore them, they'll go away"?

Also, ceramic chickens who hang out in kitchens and who come alive at night when Jean Knee is asleep--NOT a myth.

And have you been to Michael's lately? They have their Halloween stuff out.