Welcome to the place that celebrates the beauty that is swimming bloggers!
Let me start by expressing my thanks to all of you swimming bloggers who were brave enough to participate in the very first Blogger Swimsuit issue. But mostly thanks to me because this blog is about me, for me, by me, and all me.
Blogging is the most important thing I do all day because it is about me, for me, by me and all me. But like some other self centered ego maniacal bloggers I also like to swim, but only if I can blog about it.
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Just because you are a blogger does not mean you can no longer swim. You may still enjoy this past time while taking notes for a future post, try not to get your notebook wet.
The first series of photos are of me, Jean Knee, because this blog is about me,for me,by me, and all me--but I'm covering that up by posting pictures of other bathing bloggers too.
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here I am sporting my swimsuit, Stevie Wonder glasses, and someone else's hat. Don't I look ready for the beach? Well too bad cuz it snowed this morning.
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Here I am again drinking a blue drink with my dog Polka Dot.
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And last but not least, because it's all me, all the time, here I am playing with a beach ball. WOW!And now so you won't think I'm self centered are some pictures of other bloggers who still swim.
Brian O Vretanos and his lovely lady Emilia. She was frightened of the water until she met Brian, together they conquered her aqua-phobia, although she will still not watch Aqua Man on TV
here they are at a family reunion
Here is another picture of Brian as a student at Oxford. He had a wild youth and sometimes feels self conscious about his tattoos.
I think they're hawt and I know you'll agree with me
Bee is our next bathing blogger. Here she is wearing her favorite Scarlet colored bathing ensemble. Her bad ashed black and scarlet hair is tucked under a bathing cap. The last time Bee showed her hair on the net there was a run on maroon hair dye causing shortages in parts of the country.
Super Happy Girl looks super happy in her super happy striped one piece. I thought she had red hair, guess not.
Person of the Millenium, Father Al Gore, struts his stuff for Tipper at summer camp where they met for the first time.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Infidel herself sent several of her favorite swimming poses. Readers, please remember to use your sunscreen.
The Clintons sent this jaunty photo of themselves dancing near a beach in Fiji.This concludes the swimsuit issue. I hope I have broadened your mind to accept the fact that bloggers can also be swimmers. Even though I am the most important blogger.
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New Entry: This is a futuristic piece entitled: Friends At Teh Beach circa 2008
Carrot Jello
shows us her famous dimples- awww
59 comments:
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jean knee!! That was wonderbar! WONDERBAR!! I loved it so much I will linky you right now!
You look awesome although a little grey.
I knew the center of the Earth revolved around you!
I kept coming over here from Scarlett but IKEA has supe powerful anti-signal walls so I kept getting error messages.
Oh and Brian is H A W T!
I am more or less speechless.
But thank you, really. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that before.
And that's exactly why I don't get caught anywhere near Fiji. Ever.
I would like to revise my center of the Earth thing. I meant you were the center of the universe.
Becasue you are the center of my universe... ;op
there is somting disturbing about the chicken. sh looks like sh'e having a good time but how could she when she has no head ?
I knew what you meant Bee
Dan and Compulsive, this post was to inform the world that bloggers can also swim, it was not meant to be upsetting in any way.
I can only hope sickies don't look at the photos while disgustingly writing their own posts. That is not what I intended at all.
It's good to see another fashion blog, but I'm a little bit disturbed by your outfit. I suspect that if you try to swim in it you may drown...
What is the blue drink, looks very exotic.
PSA about Elastic's picture (pink and blue bikini): Do not click on it.
Just sayin'
I puffy sprinkled heart this post written by you, for you, about you and all you. I believe that's the way it should be.
Super Happy Girl realy liked the idea of having a few blue drinks on the beach, enjoying Father Al's company. I can not deny her: My people called his people and so a date it was.
thank you for your concern Brian, it snowed the morning of the photo shoot and since it was all about me I just couldn't cancel.
remember I only do that dog paddle splashing around bit in the shallow end
NCS that was a fake blue drink, only a prop for the layout.
SHG and FA look like they are having a grand time discussing environmental issues, what makes them happy, and so forth.
and flipper in the background waved at me, just me ,all me.
I'm wiping tears of joy away from my eyes. Jean Knee you just made me laugh so hard I can barely stand it.
I read it to my kids because they wanted to know why I was in hysterics laughing.
Jean Knee, you rock my world. YOU HAVE to join us this summer. Pleeeeeqaaassseeeee. I may have to kidnap Mr. Cock A Doodle to get you to say yes.
Indeed Jean Knee, Flipper flips you with his flipper!
I have this urge to sneak up behind Hillary and poke her thigh with a big wooden oar, so I can watch it go "wiggle wiggle."
Wow, EWL's looking a little thin, wouldn't you say?
jean knee, everytime I come over here I laugh my nose off!
I second Elastic's pleeeeeeeeaaaasee!
But I'm not touching your cock.
ITA with Elastic and Bee!!!!
C'mon! Look, this could be us!
Millie--don't be makin fun of Hilary, my thigh does that too
that's how Elastic looked (thin pic) when she went on the moon pie diet and stayed on the beach all day with no sunscreen.
ROFLMAO!!! This is too funny. Great "original" idea, never seen anything like this ;O)
You should really be on some kind of reality TV show!
Jean Knee,
Where is the picture of me in my bathing skivvies? I feel so very left out.
I loved all the pictures but my favorites would have to be of you, all you, all you all the time.
Her reality show would be called "One Seed Many Polka Dots". I like it!!
I will never go to Fiji unless I call ahead first.
NCS if you tell me not to click on something,my curiosity is going to get the best of me and I'm going to click it! AAAAHHH my eyes!!!
jean knee - this totally made me laugh. are you getting any "hating" comments? bwahaha!
send me a pic Tracy and I'll add you on
How dare you take advantage of Brian that way!?!?!? HE is not just some piece of meat for your viewing pleasure!
Wow, I hadn't realized people would get so upset about Brian in a speedo.
WOOOOOOOOOF WOOOOF! [leering]
Okay yeah he is kinda hawt!
*sniff*
You didn't even ask me for my swimsuit picture.
Whatever Jean Knee. Whateverrr.
*sniff*
You didn't even ask me for my swimsuit picture.
Whatever Jean Knee. Whateverrr.
Just one thing more: Hear ye Hear Ye, Jean Knee is having a bathing suit issue showing that real bloggers like to swim too. Send me a photo of you sporting your freakieast swim suit.
it's not too late, send em on
I think you should do another issue, seems like allot of people feel left out, including me.
You look fabulous!! What a wonderful post... so much better than the SI swimsuit edition...
wow. i've never even been over here before and all i can say is it looks like i have been missing OUT. and that brian..it looks like his little toothpick sized speedo is about to fall off.
Hey Jean Knee!
Can you see this?
Can you see this??
How about this?
I can see.
had to restart AOL---duh
HEY! I can't see it! What is it??
only really, truly, kewl people can see it. can you see it now?
Ahhhhh YES!!! There it is ummm nice...
Hey anonymous ranter! FYI Brian loves being taken advantage of so stuff it.
Yeah I like to stuff it too!
figures
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT!!
YAY! Jean knee, SHG, EWBL, faher Al head and I are sipping some kool aid by the sea! YAY!
those are mermaid cocktails, mmmmm
We approve!
YAY!!! Jean Knee can see! I can now sleep knowing everything is right in the world.
Those blue drinks are a hit (here and in the future)
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Er...send them on? To where?
I love it when you show the beauty of just how "natural" us bloggers are when we've all really been surgically enhanced.
I love to use my scalpeled hot bod to make others feel bad.
I'm the hottest, y'all. Look at me! Look at me!
You sickos and perverts!!! Why are y'all looking at me?!!!??
You have talent Jean Knee! Everyone (except the clintons) looks great in their suits. How could I send one now and be compared to the greatness you have already shared?
AWWWWW! I love this post so much!
That Carrot and her cute dimples :D
I feel like a doof for not participating. I thought you actually wanted to see ME in a swimming suit, and I was like, I love Jean Knee but there's no way our relationship has progressed that far.
Maybe next time... sigh...
that really is me in my swimming suit, sure it looks like photoshop , but it's me, all me.
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