Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Cadbury Mini Egg Diet

First you must go out and buy all the available packages of Cadbury Mini Eggs. They will be on sale today so hurry.

Start each day with an incredible cup of Mini egg hot chocolate. Heat a cup of 1/2 milk 1/2 water in microwave. Add hot chocolate mix, preferably Nesquik hot chocolate with bunny shaped marshmallows. Stir in 3-4 mini eggs. Drink with a straw. When you take a sip you will get little pockets of melted chocolate through the straw.

Next eat several of these delicious mini egg nests.
Follow your favorite recipe for Easter bird's nest candy, stuff full of mini eggs.

If you follow this diet plan daily for a week I will guarantee you will gain five pounds or you can send me all of your unused eggs, free of charge.

What have you got to lose besides a concave stomach and slender thighs?

Blogger would not upload delicious pictures so I'll try again later.

Happy Easter!!

51 comments:

Bee said...

FIRST!!!

Bee said...

In yo' face Brian!!

Bee said...

jean knee, I will try this right away! I'm hitting all the Walgreen's in my area ASAP!

Stacey said...

I heart cadbury mini eggs. If loving them is wrong,I don't wanna be right.

aubrey said...

ooh, i must try this recipe. i've been gorging on mini cadbury's and going broke keeping up with my addiction. sales are always good.

Millie said...

Amen on this diet. It's obviously inspired. I heard a choir of angels sing when I clicked on your link.

Brian o Vretanos said...

I think that this diet would make me lose weight - I suspect I'd be ill after the first one...

Dan said...

Not only would I like to gain weight, I would also like to have a heart attack. How long would I have to stay on this diet for that? Do you guarantee it?

Jean Knee said...

I absolutely guarantee you a heart attack in 5years or less.

make sure you have the attack on the job , blame the bosses wife, then get worker's comp and then it's Fiji, baby.

Jean Knee said...

stacey--there is nothing wrong with loving Cabury mini eggs. it's what they were invented for--and if you get addicted that's okay cuz you can only get them at Easter.

Jean Knee said...
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Jean Knee said...

Millie & Aubrey- the choir says go now to buy the on sale eggs--tomorrow will be too late.


just do it

Jean Knee said...

Brian- what is wrong with you? they are to die for

didn't your country invent them and all?

oh, my

Brian o Vretanos said...

They're a bit too sweet and rich for me - there's only so much of that I can take.

Bee said...

"Sweet and rich", that half describes me.

Jean Knee said...

oh Bee, I didn't know you were rich.

you're so grounded and all

No Cool Story said...

Those look so pretty and yummy.
You are cool Jean Kneeeeeee!!

Tracy said...

Am I the only one who thinks that the mini eggs are a waste of time when you could just have a big delicious normal sized one? I did go out and grab all the Cadburry eggs I could find. I love them.
Your little birds nest look delicious!

Anonymous said...

wow, you're almost like Martha Stewart. did you serve those at Easter dinner?

you are so clever, I could spit

Adeline's Shabby Cottage said...

I've ALWAYS wanted thunder thighs!!! I gained 5 lbs. just looking at the photos.

Hope you had a great Easter!!

:)Brittany

It's Just me! said...

I love your blog! And I had to comment. I LOVE Cadbury Eggs and they sound really great with hot chocolate! Unfortunately, I've already gained the 5 eating them and who knows when it will end?

BJ said...

I wanted to be 11th, but I forgot to come back after the ninth comment til now. Dang!
Do I have to go thru all that eating the eggs and the nests and drinking the hot chocolate? Can't I just hook up a chocolate IV straight into my arm and be done with it? Haven't heard from you in a while, Jean Knee. Come visit. :) Brenda

No Cool Story said...

Hey, I think you are so clever I could spit. Twice.

Jean Knee said...

it's not polite to spit

Jean Knee said...

unless you're in a watermelom seed spitting contest on your first date with your Papi.

Bee said...

I have some bad news- NAY! Horrible news. I sent my Andy to get me some little eggs or big eggs and they were ALL out!

Now I'm sitting here eggless. It's Karma for making fun of Max's escape from polkatraz.
(:'o{

Jean Knee said...

I only have 1/2 a bag left. I'm gonna pull them off those nest things and throw the nest out

mmmm

Jean Knee said...

haven't heard a peep from Max. the other nephews haven't even noticed he's missing. Mr.CDD is worried but trying to be brave for the little ones.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

NOOOO WAAAYYYYY! I make those same nesty thingies only I craft them out of shredded wheat cereal and chocolate. You must think about fiber content, Jean Knee.

See, I could write this post and sub in my shredded wheat and say "If you've pooped non-stop for the past week, send the rest of your diet supplies to me because I got an iron colon."

elasticwaistbandlady said...

The mini-Infidels ate me out of house and home and Easter candy. :(

elasticwaistbandlady said...

You're so clever, I could just sh*t!

Jean Knee said...

It's not polite to sh#t.

unless you shi**ing watermelon seeds on yer second date with yer Papi

Melissa said...

Sounds like a plan... people always say they need to "get in shape" but they never say what shape... perhaps Cadbury Egg shape is acceptable...

No Cool Story said...

polkatraz!
HAHAHAHA....

*Poof*

Eggless...OH NOES!!

you are so clever, I could spork said...

We approve!!

you are so clever, I could smurf said... said...

YAY!

that's what she said...said...said... said...

I didn't know it was so little

Cadbury Mini Eggs Lover said...

Get in mah tummy!

Jean Knee said...

It's fat free day, people. eat everything in sight

Jean Knee said...

Just eat it, eat it,EAT IT, eat it

song for Millie sang by weird Al

Bee said...

I'm going to lunch now to have my rabbit food. :o(

But! I get to have an orange later as a treat! YAY!

No Cool Story said...

I'm going to Don Pedro to get me some tacos.

Hmmmm, FAT FREE tacos!

No Cool Story said...

Hey! This here blog is for YOU, about YOU and only YOU!

YAY for YOU!!

Jean Knee said...

that's what I was just thinking... it's like we're on the same wavelength

No Cool Story said...

:( I am kind of worried about Max.

I have not seen him!

Jean Knee said...

Oh noes!!! what if he got ate up by a coyote???

Bee said...

Nah! max would be the one eating the Coyote. I think he's half Zombie. Why do I always capitalize Zombie? Respect? Fear?

No Cool Story said...

OH NOES!

No Cool Story said...

Hey, don't thin I haven't noticed your blog is 100% zombie proof.

I have never felt so safe in my whole life.

No Cool Story said...

GUESS WHAT??!?!??!

The mailman came to my door (he rarely does that) with a very special delivery!

Did I say it was special?


I meant super extra special!!!
:D

Rhonda said...

I guess I have nothing to lose since I have neither a concave stomach or slender thighs. Hooray?!