Saturday, March 29, 2008

Max Found


In a bizarre twist of alias' and runaway letters, three week Old Max Doo has been found.
According to investigators Max has been adopted by a close family friend. Max's disappearance has churned up the usual cranks (probable bed wetters) confessing that they ate Max. There were also various false accounts of Max being eaten by coyotes and local zombies. All of these stories are completely unfounded.

Another three week old Bantam chick has claimed to be the real Max. After extensive counseling it has been discovered that "Spewey" has always hated his name and used Max's disappearance as an opportunity to adopt a new name.

Poultry Protective Services attempted to return the five remaining chicks to their mother but it was discovered that she was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor. The chick's uncle has custody pending the location of additional family members. The state has ordered Mr.CCD to attend parenting classes at the local community college.

12 comments:

Bee said...

Mmmm their mom tasted de-LISH!

I had a nice pre-chicks with bacon and cheese by way of an omelet.
Waited for you by the way!

No Cool Story said...

Mrs. McGregor!?!?!?!!

Oh noes!!!
How do I tell Max? :(

Bee said...

The ZOMBIES are here!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Well, we can all breathe easy now...

Bee said...

The tophat makes him look super classy!

Dan said...

I'm glad I said I ate Spwey and not Max.

Millie said...

Mmmmm... so very Maxy.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Mr.CDD looks at lusty, busty chicken porn.

He can't get enough of those golden breasts roasting under the hot photo shoot lamps.

That has raised some concern with the PPS peeps.

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Tracy said...

I'm glad that Mr. CDD is going to parenting classes. Maybe those crazy chicks have a chance afterall!

Melissa said...

Whew. I'm so glad Max is safe... it can be a hard world for a chick!