I changed my blog template because someone feels "Your Orange Template Reminds Me Of The Time I Had Diarrhea At The Florida Orange Juice Festival".
I'm very curious to know just how many of you were reminded of a diarrhea episode after reading my blog. Please take the poll, if you would.
24 comments:
Your new blog template reminds me of the time I accidently ate a whole pack of Polka Dot stickers used for garage sale pricing purposes because I mistakenly believed they were DOTS candies. It makes for such pretty, pretty excrement.
I took the pole......only because I didn't want you to have it and hurt me with it.
Please don't ever make me take the Pol, though. I don't know much about Poland and my pierogie-making skills bite.
pierogies are easy, here's my recipe:
Go to frozen section of grocery. Get a box of frozen pierogies.
Purchase and take home.
Here's where it gets tricky:
Cook before eating, preferably in the microwave.
Nosh
no need to thank me, I've been reading Martha. We're almost like twins
I loved your poll, it cracked me up. Get it! It CRACKED me up!
OK, that was stupid. Sorry. I've never had diarrhetic episodes after reading your blog. I do like the new template though because the comments were hard to read in the orange.
for future reference: I love crack jokes, especially when plumbers are around
I am a new fan of "pooping polka dots" I want to be his/her friend and trade secrets... and in-laws.
As for Aroogoogoola taking my Pol, over my dead body! It took me 4 years to train him! Although he did forget everything on the 5th year but still, he has his uses.
I am truly happy, no my computer is truly happy, no my eyes are truly happy the orange is gone. And yes, the orange was making me have intestinal seizures.
well, no one told me I was inducing diarrheal pain and cramping until recently.
consider it a free laxative, no need to thank me with words, a money order will suffice
Bee I suspect pooping polka dots is really my MIL calling out for attention, you know how it is
Jean Knee:
Words can't express how much better I think the new improved look is. The yellow is slightly hard to read, but otherwise it's a billion billion times better. And some.
It didn't have a box for that on the poll, so I voted twice for option 3 instead.
jean knee, you have a Math Guy on your blog that just said "billion billion" I think he's a fake.
mmmhhhh I think so too, cuz you can't vote more than once, can you?
He can.
Don't ask me how.
What's wrong with a billion billion ( = 1000000000000000000)?
Voting:
Cookies.
why dontcha just say uh gazillion jillion.
just what is cookies supposed to mean? quit being cryptic you're dealing with a canine correctional officer who has had to deal with a gazillion instances, just this a.m., of canine misbehavior.
if it appears I'm being snarky, I'm not
Wooooof!
I'm not sure I should tell your readers how to fiddle your voting thing...
Grrrrrrr.... Snap!.... OOoooooowww!
jean knee, I think... I'm not quite sure but I think Brian just said he'd clean your house for a month.
yeah it'll take more time than that to sift through the hoard.
I would still take him up on it! See what he's made of.
In the end, if you were to start a band, Pooping Polka Dots would be a pretty good name for it.
And that 'in the end' part? Not intended to be a bathroom reference, but now I'm going to think of it as such, and as such, I'm proud of myself.
You have the most fun comments to read. Just sayin'
Different girl- always take credit for bathroom humor, it's what keeps us sane (moms I mean)
Kayelyn- that's cuz I have funny peeps, or crazy, maybe both
CRAZY! CRAZY! CRAZY!
I LOVES IT!!!!!
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