Friday, November 9, 2007

Jean Knee Goes to the Glamarama

The hair that made children, okay child, cry. Yesterday it was truly terrifying after the beautician had it all spiked and gelled. Today I have tamed it. Note: yes one side is shaved and one side is long, it's asymmetrical. and oh yeah it looks kewl spiked but it is humid and windy today so, sorry only boring waves.


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26 comments:

Bee said...

JEAN KNEE!!! YOU LOOK HAWTER THAN MY BEAUX PAUL WALKER!!!

Bee said...

I'm glad you didn't green goopy your face.

Bee said...

There I go thinking green again!

I blame you and NCS.

Jean Knee said...

It's probably all that green poop you've been, uhh, uhh, releasing

Bee said...

No no jean knee, I said "goop" not "poop".

No Cool Story said...

Don't blame me bee, blame Father Al and his charming voice.
Yes, blame him and his seductive smile.
Blame him and his green spandex green leotard.

I'm but at his mercy, just like you.

No Cool Story said...

Jean Knee goes asymmetrical.

Why did the child cry? Is there something you are not telling us?

Tori :) said...

I think it's bitchin'.

Tori :) said...

That comment is what came to mind. Sorry.

Jean Knee said...

child cried cause I "don't look like her mama"

plus it was spiked all arounD and had some gold shimmery goopy gel stuff in it

I let my beautician take liberties with me and try out new coiffes cause she has mostly blue hairs

No Cool Story said...

Great. Thanks. I read "gold shimmery poopy gel stuff".

The child said you don't look like her mama.

Jean Knee: Have you seen the movie called "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers".
I'd look into that.

PS: This might explain the platejacking. It is not you at all.

Jean Knee said...

I wonder who is then.

hmmmm

Bee said...

Yes jean knee you meant "poopy".
I didn't want to say anyhting earlier but 1980 called and it wants it's Ray Ban sunglasses back.

Brian o Vretanos said...

Who is Jean Knee:

I think that you're really that Paul Walker chap, after a nose job and some eyebrow trimming. He's got a similar asymmetric hair thing going on.

The real clincher is that no-one has ever seen Jean Knee and PW together...

Jean Knee said...

Bee I'll have you know I purcxhased those sunglasses when the first batman movie came out, cuz they looked like cat woman.

and I still wear them. hhaaaw just wait until Lean is a teen ager bwaaa haaa haaa

Jean Knee said...

Brian, paul has an asymmetrical hair cut because he is going bald

Jean Knee said...

also, no one in blog land has ever seen Jean Knee. he or she could be a lonely 76 year old blogging away at happy acres retirement home.

or, she could be a mime..yikes!!

No Cool Story said...

He/She could be an asymmetrical hair farmer mime!

Arugula Queen said...

You could win an Eyebrow Beauty Pageant easy.....without having to lower your standards and pluck anybody.

Arugula Queen said...

I want Jean Knee eyebrows when/if I grow up.

Bee said...

Now I'm scaurd cuz there's nothing worse than a clown who won't talk! Please don't be a mime!
What's that? You're trapped in an invisible box!!!!
AAAARRRGGHHHH!

compulsive writer said...

Ooooh I like asymmetry!

Melissa said...

Looks fantastic! My Baby Girl told me she didn't like my hair when I cut it. "It makes you look weird." At least she didn't cry... :S

Annie said...

I hear The Go-go's:

"We got the beat, we got the beat we got the beat.. YEAH! We got it!"

Bee said...

Hi.

Bee said...

That was the shortest comment I have ever left!!

Well there was that one time I





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