WHILE I WAS OUT WASTING MY TIME AND MONEY AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR SOMETHING HORRENDOUS OCCURRED, BRACE YOURSELVES PLEASE.....
Father Al Gore was beaten within an inch of his green lovin life by that villain, Global Warming see more here
Brothers and sisters this is an outrage!! We must come together as a people and show our love and support of Al Gore by watching him on 30 rock while noshing tacos, and then reusing the wrappers as toilet paper! We must support him before global warming knocks his lights out for good.
Thank you. That is all.