Thursday, November 8, 2007

This Just In.....

WHILE I WAS OUT WASTING MY TIME AND MONEY AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR SOMETHING HORRENDOUS OCCURRED, BRACE YOURSELVES PLEASE.....








Father Al Gore was beaten within an inch of his green lovin life by that villain, Global Warming see more here


Brothers and sisters this is an outrage!! We must come together as a people and show our love and support of Al Gore by watching him on 30 rock while noshing tacos, and then reusing the wrappers as toilet paper! We must support him before global warming knocks his lights out for good.

Thank you. That is all.

28 comments:

elasticwaistbandlady said...

I like Al Gore. His name is easy to spell. And apparently he looks pretty hawt in a stretchy leotard thingie.

compulsive writer said...

Oh wait, you said that already!

Jean Knee said...

elastic, I hope that's not your phrase for the day, cuz, that sux

Jean Knee said...

Uhm, let me think about it.

Bee said...

WHAT HAPPENED TO MAS COWBELL!!!!!!!!!?????
WHAT?

No Cool Story said...

EXCELSIOR!

No Cool Story said...

I think I'm still in shock after seeing my green leotard wearing hero fallen, his little feet splayed and that word, "LOSER".

Kumbaya...my sisters...
/holding hands
Kumbaya...my Gorey
Kumbayaaaaaa

Bee said...

jean knee, first you put the wrong linky for "more cowbell" on my blog which gave me a heart attack (near) when it wouldn't open.
Then you want me to re-use the wrappers my tacos came in for TP??

How can I put this delicately??

I'm Mexican which means I eat lotsa salsa on my tacos which means my asssssparagus would be burning for a year...

Also, did Elastic just make fun of Al's "thingie"??

Bee said...

Is it green? His thingie I mean.

No Cool Story said...

I believe Father Al would want us to re-use those wrappers.

I believe his leotard is green as well as everything about him.

No Cool Story said...

Green-go
Green-go

Bee said...

T minus 4 minutes my time.

Bee said...

::sigh:: I guess we all must sacrifice for the sake of our planet. What's one more assssparagus burn...

No Cool Story said...

Bee, this is not just any assssparagus burn, it's a green for Gorey assssparagus burn.

Do it for the children.

Jean Knee said...

aww, you girls are really dedicated.

I can tell you're feelin it!

Jean Knee said...

I believe elastic said Al's thingie is hawt. I know someone who is an expert package inspector

Jean Knee said...

we can change that word loser to become...... rose minus the l

a rose is an organic doohickey you know

Koombay ya

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Let's be honest here.....Al Gore got an awful lot of junk all up in his trunk to stuff into spandex. Tipper would have to grease him up with some organic Crisco first.

Bee said...

Yup we feelin' it awright!

The burn not his package.

No Cool Story said...

It's over Jean Knee.

/after the Al let down.

No Cool Story said...

I hope no penguins were hurt in the making of the show.

I also hope Father Al was able to save the whale.

/Greeeen-go!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Beauty Parlour:

I hope you took a souvenir (I don't suppose they have plates).

You certainly did waste your time & money - Three hours and you still can't post your picture up??? They could have sandblasted the whole shop front in that time...

Jean Knee said...

see what I'm sayin here. there are two package inspectors who read this blog

not me, not Ncs, not brian

Jean Knee said...

I know in my heart he saved that whale


I do think the gores should keep their bedroom names to themselves..Tipper? TMI

Bee said...

Yes, Yes it's me. I'm one of the package inspectors.
I need to make sure all is in order. Or disorder depending on your kink.

Jean Knee said...

uhm, I didn't name names

Bee said...

Remember Billy’s willy? Who do you think broke that story?

Melissa said...

I missed 30 Rock ... :( I did see a preview for it that made me laugh... I'll have to see if I can watch it online...