I committed yet another crime (remember the plate?). And this time I was caught by the man. I should have known Karma would bite me in the boo-tay for that stolen booty. Yeah that was lame, but it's my blog, I've had a tragic run in with the Law, so if you don't like it bite me.
I picked Lean up from school and passed a state trooper going 64 mph, and, oh yeah it was a 50 mph zone. You know the drill, don't act like you never got a ticket before.
So he hands me my ticket after much shuffling for driver's license and insurance, it being me of course I had neither but- I knew my license number so yippy woo.
Me, " I guess I shouldn't say thank you huh?" my eloquent use of language displayed yet again. Trooper, gave a crooked grin that looked like Jason Bateman but so what; as#hole gave me a ticket, " you have a safe day now". No "have a nice day" for me cause, HELLO, you just gave me a ticket. My nice day is over, but so what you probably have to work on Thanksgiving cause your Jason Bateman grin didn't work with your boss either!
Sigh
16 comments:
I've been told by a cop before to have a nice day. I seriously had to bite my tongue to keep from going off on the guy.
So sorry - what a great way to ruin a holiday weekend. I know LOTS of people who've gotten state trooper tickets lately - must be a nationwide crackdown on normal people screwing up slightly. ;)
Just shut up. You had me at "Jason Bateman."
::droooool::
I live in fear of being frisked.
I live in fear of not being frisked
Take your lumps girly! You were speeding you get a ticket end of story. If you wanted sympathy I would have given it to you if your post would have been about blind puppy dogs.
Love you always Bee :o)
right after I got that ticket I ran over a blind puppy dog
NO NO NO! Po-or po-or pu--ppy!
now this is weird, your last comment made me think of sling blade for some reason
I love your blog title - I love things that are round:) I just got a ticket 2 weeks ago... I must look like a shifty crminal, with 2 booster seats and a car seat in the back. I'm such a threat... I feel yer pain...
You fought the law and law won.
You need to learn to vomit on cue. Like this,
"Sorry I was speeding officer. I was tying to get home because I'm feeling...(cue the vomit, out the car window, on the shoes.)
Or just slow down.
I know. It's brillant. Put the check in the mail.
Road Kill:
Some people shouldn't be allowed on the roads. That's negligence (getting caught, I mean).
Add libelling people on other people's blogs to your list of heinous crimes.
Don't they have a "Three strikes and you fry/rot in jail" law in Texas, or is that somewhere else? Just wondering...
yes, Brian we do but I've only been caught once, I probably won't go to jail until way into next year
Vomit: good idea but what if I like it and turn bulemic? then what, huh? you gonna pay for my therapy??
okay I'll slow down
I bribe officers with free food samples from the newspaper. Yeah I bet you never thought of using free granola bars to buy your way out of trouble have you, jean knee?
he looked more like a chicken wrap from McD to me sort. I f only I had your lightning quick wits
"...don't act like you never got a ticket before"
I have never ever gotten a ticket in my life.
Problem?
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