Sunday, July 8, 2007

Cupcake; ..Tale of a geriatric fish


Our pet fish, Cupcake, is a two year old, lovely blue Betta. According to his care booklet he can expect to live two-two and a half years, possibly three years with excellent care. I was once asked who I would like to be if I were reincarnated.
The answer is easy, if I have to come back I would like to be our fish, cupcake.

From the start Cupcake wasn't very active. He understood the value of taking it easy. Now that he is in his dotage he rarely moves but recieves the best geriatric care afforded anyone, man or fish. His frequent naps have turned into comas now. Everyone has advice or some comment. "He's probably just hibernating." "Give him a pea because he might have a vitamin deficiency." " Feed him more" "change his water"
Through much trial and error I now have a care plan that lets him make the most of his remaining months.

He stays completely unanimated almost always now. Not a twitch, not a tiny movement from his wee fins. It became difficult for him to rise to the top of his bowl for a breath. Several times we didn't think he would make it. My husband bought him a plastic anemone to sit on so that he would be closer to the top and would not have as far to swim. He began to spit out his food. I then began to put his food in his bowl and let it soften for a while. After it is properly moistened I shake him out of his coma and he eats a few small bites before returning to his comatose state.
It became apparent to me that I would need to feed him this way several times a day in order for him to be properly nourished. At times he seems unable to rise for his breath so my husband lifts him up with his own hand. He needs constant, around the clock care which we provide.
With the way elder care in our country is going I would so much rather be my fish than myself.

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Mailbox Mayhem

We had a few fireworks left over from 4th (these were the special environmentally safe kind, the fuses are lit by atomic fusion instead of fire) so of course we had to go ahead and use them, right?
By some weird twist of fate one of them got off course and zipped into our mailbox
incinerating everything inside. There was this one blob that looked like melted plastic, but what would that be doing in the mailbox. Completely unidentifiable, we will never know what it was...........so sad really

Friday, July 6, 2007

Gayes or Geeks?

I was watching The Upside Down Show with Lean this a.m. Later we will have to play "those silly boys"; we ride around on scooters and say & do "silly" stuff just like Shane and David. I always have to be Shane, the baldy.

So what I was wondering is this; are Shane and David gayes or geeks? I can't tell, I really can't. Sometimes geeks are sooo geeky they seem gaye because of their intense geekness. Sometimes gayes are sooo gaye they seem gaye because of their intense gayeness.

Either way doesn't much matter. All I know is I'd much rather play Shane and David than Strawberry Shortcake and her "berry" cute friends.

So, which are they? I was just wondering....

disclaimer: I love all geeks; gaye, straight, or bi

double disclaimer; I love all gayes; geeks, straight, or bi

Thursday, July 5, 2007

GM stuff

I got some cool invisible Kool Aid from m2p today. We mixed it right up and spilled itall around, as usual, but since its invisible no one even knows, Ha!
HERE'S a picture of that awesome stuff all mixed up.

Are You Listening?

Think your kids don't listen to you? Think again. You'll know for sure when they use your own strategies to out maneuver you.

Lean comes in this morning and says," Should I have a cone or just a scoop of ice cream for breakfast?". ??? AHHH the lesser of two evils approach--(I used it on her just yesterday. Me "Do you want to take a bath or clean your room?")

intercept me "You can't have ice cream for breakfast. None of your friends have ice cream for breakfast". Lean "I'm not those kids and you're not those moms. We have our own way of doing things." UH HUH, the old reverse jump off the bridge tactic. smooth.
Me; silence,followed by staring Yeah, they listen

Monday, July 2, 2007

Only on the WORLD WIDE WEB

Things change and happen so fast now that we have Father Al's internet. Only on the net can you apply for, get rejected then referred for another job in about three minutes. Yep it just happened to me.

I applied to be an editor of craftgossip.com's blog. Less than three minutes later I was told it didn't sound right for my skills but I would be great as a craft developer here: craftbits.com.

Well it sure beats having to wait and wonder I guess. The price was way too low- $35.00 for a craft project. Maybe it's not too bad but it won't buy baby any new shoes (she wears a triple wide that must be special ordered and costs about as much as a car payment.)

By the time I next post I might be the new CEO of Z-international, proud producer of polka dot stickers- 420 in a pack for $1.77 I should have that job, after all I am their main purchaser.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Post Some Secrets, Y'all

I've been over at post secret again but there weren't any new posts yet sooo.
How's about we have our own Post Secret right here? Let's call it Post Arbitrary ,Meaningless secrets. Last week I "confessed" that Idon't own anything with polka dots on it. Since then I did find some kitchen gloves with polka dots, but whatever, that's irrelevant any way. This week my tawdry little secret is going to be shocking to some. Elastic if you are reading this turn back now.

Two days ago I used my husband's aerosol deodorant. I sprayed it all over the place and then admired the fact that there was no white residue and it was instantly dry, not to mention that lovely manly scent. And. I. Didn't. Even. Feel. Guilty.

Father AL, I'm sorry I added to global warming in such a flagrant and enjoyable way. The label said no cfcs but I don't believe it either. The worst part is I might even do it again.

Now your turn. Nothing too shocking please.I want to keep my G rating. Plus, remember Ive not taken an oath of silence---I will tell on you! Also I know where the delete button is.