Thursday, March 26, 2009

New Shop Opening and Giveaway


Opening at last: The Polka Dot Cock!!!! Yeaaaaaah baby!!! You knew it was coming and now here it is. A shop specializing in lollipops modelled after my rooster, Mr.Cocka-Doodle-Doo. He's so excited. Aren't they the kewwllest things ever? You know you want one. For free.


So here's what yer gonna do. Check out my shop http://polkadotcock.etsy.com/ then leave me some feed back here. I'll know if you cheat and don't visit the shop so just do it. I'll pick a winner after I've milked it awhile. If you link my shop I'll throw your name in twice.


Yeah I'm whoring my shop on my blog--so?

19 comments:

Brian o vretanos said...

FIRST!!!!!!!!

Brian o vretanos said...

I'm not sure - I expect they probably rot your teeth. What do they taste like?

Jean Knee said...

they are a delicious cinnamon flavor



brush your teeth after

ReformingGeek said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get the cocks to the shops why else?

Umm....cinnamon!

Bee said...

Oh my God! Oh my God I love it and I want one sooo bad!!! SOOOOO BAD!

No Cool Story said...

BRIAN!

I am all for whoring on your blog. Whore that cock Jean Knee.

I love cinnamon.
The End.

Dan said...

Brian, if you want to know what it taste like you have to suck Jean's cock.

Jean Knee said...

uhh, Brian you'll have to suck my cock to find out.



I may have to delete this comment

Tracys Ramblings said...

Jean Knee,
I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want on your blog, including whoring! It is your blog, afterall!
By the way, I visited your Polka Dot Cock shop and I am, not only impressed with you talent and imagination, but I willing admit that those are the only cocksuckers that I have ever fallen in love with!
And because I want to win those Cock Suckers so badly, not only did I put a link in my sidebar to your shop, I also stole a picture from your shop of the suckers and put it with the link too! (please don't sue me for stealing your cock sucker picture, I am trying to boost your sales afterall!)
I think that I deserve to be entered atleast five times since I linked to you, put the words Cock Suckers in bold lettering on my sidebar on my blog that my mother, in-laws, extended family, and church going Aunt read regularly, and I put a picture of them up too.
May the best person win.

Tracys Ramblings said...

Just to clarify, my use of the words "Best Person" in my first comment really mean:
1. The one who kisses your ass the most.
and
2. Me

Tracys Ramblings said...

Also, I hope the Eleventh commenter wins.

Tracys Ramblings said...

And by "eleventh" I meant ME again.

Jean Knee said...

Yes Tracy you have stumbled upon the real meaning of blog whoring.

You don't buy anything yourself, you merely link my shop and have your readers buy something from me.


I don't sell to friends or family except one time I sold to NCS when she bought bacon without me knowing it but that's prolly okay because I didn't become rich

aubrey said...

i want one.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Meanwhile, down at the Polka Dot Cock......

It's better than your Regal Beagle lollipop line idea.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I just wanna know: Is your cock candy hard or do you have problems with it going soft right in the middle of the eating experience?

Elastic Hates Dan Society said...

I HATE DAN!!!

I didn't want to make him feel bad by posting that uncharitable sentiment on the above post, though. Hiding my loathing of Dan down here is much more socially acceptable.

Dan and his cocksuckers.....

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