Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix Exclusive Interview With Ozzy Osborne



Joaquin Phoenix star of 'Two Lovers ' was granted an interview with Heavy Metal Megastar Ozzy Osborne. Phoenix recently quit acting to pursue a carrer in music. Let's see what advice Ozzy has for breaking into the music scene. This interview is unedited.



Joaquin: Buhhhja qqg dyio o OZZY lah lahhh buhhhjdy ysusun suopllj??

Ozzy: @#$% #%$%$ $%^ &$@( Wanker @^%$&@

Joaquin: buhhbuh buh buh buhhhh buh buh buh buyh bub buh la la la laffo fo foo?

Ozzy: Wah wuhhh fah quert le $ ^% $%#@ sde fiwpgj SHARON!!! vhfy sref v

Joaquin: whuu whu whuu daa yaaa dooo?

Ozzy: buh buhh buh wahhahw NAKED hyg %$&*# aen yiooouu sdg MICK &*^JaGGER
dggueros $#@% ^& GDTY




The interview ended prematurely when both participants peered off into space without another word. Now I think we know why Phoenix has decided to pursue a career in rap.

41 comments:

Bee said...

first!!!!

Bee said...

Wow. That Ozzy had a lot to say about vaginas (my spellcheck is saying it should be VAGINAE THE HORROR.

Freakin hilarious jean knee!!

Jean Knee said...

you inspired me with yer vegetarian interview :)

Bee said...

I'm glad you did that because a gave me an insight not only into their lives but into their souls.

Bee said...

uh "IT gave me"

Millie said...

This was really great. Linking.

Brian o vretanos said...

Brilliant. And we saw it here first.

What a scoop.

aubrey said...

hahahahaha. i particularly liked "wanker" thrown in there.

and i love ozzie. a long time ago when the osborne's reality show was on mtv, we watched it all the time and ozzie was our fave. poor brain dead guy.

compulsive writer said...

Hi Jean Knee! Good show!

ReformingGeek said...

Wow! That was great but I'm a little unclear as to why Sharon was naked while grilling hot dogs.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

When you gonna report the scintillating conversation that took place between Joaquin and that other Osborne/Osbourne, Jeffrey?

All Jeff is saying is Stay With Me Tonight on the (Maxi Pad) Wings Of Love. Something so wrong that feels so right, Joaquin. Think about it.

Dan said...

That was hilarious, I have a feeling Joaquin will be joining his brother soon.

No Cool Story said...

When he said "fo foo" I said "NO WAY!" and then I was like "HAHAHA! He's so clever".

Yeah.

Chris Wood said...

I think there's a slight misquote, but thanks for bringing that moving exchange to everybody's attention.

Tracys Ramblings said...

I hope that Joaquin is playing a joke with this rap business, a really long and beardy joke.

I thought the advice Ozzy gave Joaquin was really profound. This was such a great interview Jean Knee! You get all the good stuff!

Cute baby snail said...

Pfftftftfttftftft!
:)

No Cool Story said...

DUDE!!! Where yo at?

:( You are making me triple sad :(

Melissa said...

Ozzy always has had a bit of a potty mouth!

Bee said...

"Go-in to the lodge (red wolf lodge) going to the lodge (red wolf lodge) RED! WOLF! LOOOOODGE!"

Bee said...

Umm I meant great wolf but he might be red don't judge

No Cool Story said...

Quadruply sad!

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