Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Disappointment That is Changing Plans

Spring break, yeah baby! I was supposed to be ensconced in a beach house at the beach for the week and visit Shlitterbahn water park. No I don't care how it's spelled. Yeah, that would be fun but not the most fun, nope, not at all.

The funnest of the fun was I had a date with Elasticwaistbandlady to meet at Pancho's Mexican Food Buffet and gorge until I couldn't move, and then enjoy the ensuing gas. I've been practicing tooting out "You are my Sunshine" and really I'm pretty good. It was going to be a surprise.
One of her sons had challenged me to a chimichanga eating contest. He might have won but my digestive track is older and can produce viler smells than he's ever even imagined.

Know what happened instead? Cold temperatures and rain. Here in Texas, in March. I know.
She wept like a baby on the phone when I told her we weren't coming for a fun filled week in a cold and rainy beach house. The weeping continued until I had to tell her to pull herself together, damn it,the children were watching.

It's not over, one day we will meet.........................................

21 comments:

Melissa said...

I'm sorry the weather is not cooperating :S
Wait... am I first??

Melissa said...

Woohoo!! I am first... and now I'm second two :)

Maddy said...

Eek always worse when they're watching. Better luck next time. It'll be more fun in the fine weather in any event I hope.
Best wishes

ReformingGeek said...

LOL!

I'm feeling bloated just reading about Pancho's.

I think the sun will come out tomorrow.

Singing loudly TOMORROW, TOMORROW.......IS ONLY A DAY AWAY!

Bee said...

Awww! That is very sucky! :o(

Bee said...

Remember, if you are ever in Chi-town... look me up!

No Cool Story said...

You are back!
*throws confetti in the air*

No Cool Story said...

Booo, sorry :(
That'd have been tons o'fun.


Pancho's Mexican Food Buffet will be there for you girls to meet someday soon.

No Cool Story said...

I am also glad you are back because I don't know how to write quintuply.

Klin said...

Well, when you do get to meet her, I promise you will love her.

Millie said...

:( :( :( :(

So sorry to hear about this. She was all excited and I was excited to find out what happened and how cute you are IRL.

You know how some people can make themselves belch? I read about a French guy who could fart on command. He did concerts and everything. Amazing? Yes.

Brian o vretanos said...

It's all Father Al's fault for stopping the global warming.

Dan said...

What does a Texan consider cold?
I bet its like 60 and your crying.
You Texans are so spoiled!

Jean Knee said...

it was 50 Dan and it was freezing!!

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Millie's talking about Mr. Methane.

He's a personal hero and idol of mine. I have a bronzed statue of him that I pray to. It has an automatic fart sensor that toots out approval if my prayers are especially fervent.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

We ate at Pancho's on Saturday without you. It was wretched. The meat tasted funny. I think it was made from some hapless Mexican clowns who thought they were auditioning for a role as the new Pancho's mascot.

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I still have the engagement ring I bought for you from the Kroger's vending machine. I also still have our matching tramp stamps. Our love will have to be put on hold once more.....how much longer can the fates conspire to keep us apart, Jean Knee??!!?

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I looked up Great Wolf Lodge so I could come over and stalk you. I don't think I could even afford to park my jalopy old truck in such a fancy parking lot.

I guess all that exotic dancing is really paying off for you, Jean Knee. I tried it once for myself. It wasn't even enough money to buy me an hour at the No Tell Motel: Home Of The Pre-Stained Bedspreads.

Rhonda said...

It's 76 in Houston today, JK. No rain. You could still come.

Dan needs to suck it. Texans aren't spoiled.

No Cool Story said...

Brian is in a Father Al smear campaign across Blogland.
Stop him Jean Knee!

aubrey said...

how sad. elastic is a bundle of lovin' joy.