Monday, March 2, 2009

Has This Ever Happened To You?

Your husband tells you you look weird like some thing's wrong. You tell him to leave you alone or you'll kick him. He says you can't kick him and probably fantasizes about you snapping an exactly executed Tai Bo Karate kick to his head which he blocks by grabbing your foot in mid air and tipping you backwards to the ground.

Only you barely kick out at him and your shoe rips the skin off his stomach. It's so funny you can not stop laughing and it drives him to tell your daughter on you and show the evidence?



I kicked his mass at Wii boxing too.

10 comments:

Millie said...

This happened to me just last week, in fact. Except it was my new chainsaw and my husband's arm, and I was so excited that I took him to the ER to show the doctor what an awesome chainsaw-er I am. Instead of telling the kids, he told the police on me, and can I just tell you that this orange jumpsuit itches like a mother (BLEEEEEEEEEP!)?

Brian o vretanos said...

No.

Brian o vretanos said...

What kind of shoes were you wearing? Not stilettos, I hope...

Jean Knee said...

you went after Bunny with a chainsaw? that's just sick

Jean Knee said...

if they had been stilletos he wouldn't have been cryin and tattling

Bee said...

jean knee, that’s why you aim for the mouth and then say ‘that pretty mouth will never squeal!’

It’s okay. It was your first time.

ReformingGeek said...

My husband has an extra hole in his face.

Oops.

Tracys Ramblings said...

I've never really done that to the hubs but I did one time act like I was going to punch him and he moved and I punched him in the eye.
I've been paying for it ever since.

No Cool Story said...

With all the kickboxing I am doing now I could probably kick some ash.
But I won't becuase I should only use my super extrenght and skill for good and not evil.

Wanna fight?

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I can pick my Papi up and carry him around piggly-wiggly style on my back. Seriously. He knows better than to mess with a woman big enough to squeeze all of the frijoles out of him.

Hey, speaking of frijoles, I got big plans for us and our rendezvous at Pancho's Buffet when you're in town. My treat. :) make sure you pack your sombrero. You don't want to look like a gringa when you're ordering your third basket of churros.