"U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!"
This cheer could be heard at every Podunk Longhorn football game when I was in school. Team spirit; you got it. Sportsmanship; not so much. Yelling that your opponent is ugly was just about as fun as fun could get, cheer wise anyway.
So, what's wrong with being ugly? Oh groan, is this post going to point us in a politically correct direction? How bout visually challenged? Those of lesser beauty?
My local grocery store not only accepts the Ugli, they celebrate it. Then charge you $2.49 a pound for it. What price beauty...... yeah
If you squint you can read the ugli sticker
Look at this display of Ugli fruit. Doesn't it look, well, Ugli? No longer will the oppressed Ugli fruit be pushed into a corner of the produce section. Now Ugli fruit has a large, prominent end cap position where it has been lovingly stacked for display. Wow.
Join me in celebrating the triumph of the Ugli fruit! Hooray Ugli fruit! You go fruit!
What does it taste like? I have no idea, I don't buy Ugli fruit.
Dear Daphne & Celeste: we were saying that cheer before you were even born so don't try to go all copyright crazy on me.