Sunday, April 20, 2008

Mustachioed Women; Why?


I have always wondered about women with mustaches. Not why do you have one, rather why don't you remove it? You shave your legs, pluck your eyebrows, why leave that mustache?

It's not a big area, the upper lip, so why not rid yourself of your furry little foe. Pluck it, wax it , bleach it, shave it. Have electrolysis, have it threaded, grab some nair. I know, it might grow back thicker.
So? It's a mustache for crying out loud, you are a woman. If it grows back thicker then re pluck it, re wax it, re bleach it, re shave it. Just like you do with your legs and eyebrows. But Jean Knee would you rather have a thin mustache or risk a thick mustache? None. It's a mustache for crying out loud, you are a woman.

I myself have a faint mustache and one goat hair on my chin. I remove them. They should not be there. I see women with long goat hairs on their chins, why do they just leave them there?
I want to know why?

28 comments:

Brian o Vretanos said...

Ha! FIRST!

Brian o Vretanos said...

Because you could make a living in a circus?

Jean Knee said...

I knew you were gonna be first, so

would you like to see Emelia sporting a faint mustach and goat hair, or not?

aubrey said...

i think it's called bad bathroom lighting. maybe they don't know it's there.

i, on the other hand, have super bright bathroom lightbulbs and a magnifying mirror that shows me everything. i wax that sucker.

No Cool Story said...

Long goat hairs.

So that's what they are called!

No Cool Story said...

Just today I saw my bigote growing back at tiny bit.
I killed that sucker!

Hey It's Di said...

Yeah, what is up with those hairs? I can't seem to look at anything but "The hairs" while talking to the bearded/mustache lady. I have the urge to just reach out and grab them! I tend to connect retarded & unshaved hairy lady together. . I'm mean like that!

Bee said...

There was a school administrator that was on TV the other day who had a full blown 13-year-old-boy-would-be-jealous moustache and I thought the same thing!

Jean Knee said...

I am glad I'm not alone here. I don't like to dis people, much,
but mustaches and goat hairs--all you do is look at them the whole time you're talking to the person

it happened to me today, thus this post. only, I kid you not, this lady had a beard (Soft not like goat hairs)all over her entire chin area. she was very nice though which made me feel somewhat guilty.

Jean Knee said...

di, my friend Jean'Uh and I have a friend with 4-5 long goat hairs and Jean-Uh keeps trying to make me say ,"hey you have something on you" and yank them out. I can't do it

Bee said...

Soft???? Did you touch it???

Bee said...

oh um... I was 11TH!

Brian o Vretanos said...

I don't like to see any woman sporting facial hair.

Dan said...

hey its the Pregnet Man !!

No Cool Story said...

I'm glad we agree on the mustachioed women.
Therefor I give you award.

Jean Knee said...

I did not touch the woman's beard but I would if given the chance.

She works at the corner store in my podunk town. If I asked to touch her beard do you think she'd slap me? think I'm weird (weirder)
call the sheriff

Tracy said...

I have always wondered the same thing! Why stand for that? How can a woman expect to put her best face forward if it has a mustache and a goat tee on it?
There's a teacher at my kids school and she's very nice and always talks to me. The problem is that she's got a mustache and the whole time she's talking to me I'm staring at her stache and I walk away not knowing what in the world we talked about.
Not good.
Maybe we could start an organization Jean Knee that provides razors and shave cream to the needy.

aubrey said...

and wax. because waxing lasts longer than shaving.

aubrey said...

i'll donate the wax for the foundation to help de-hairify mustachioed women.

Lisa said...

Great minds....Carrot is speaking facial hair as well.

I knew a lady who always had long goat hairs on her face. Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. I don't know how many. She never plucked them. I wanted to do it for her. I never did. I pluck all wild hairs and Nair away my mustache.

Rhonda said...

I can't say that I have seen a woman with a mustache. Hmmmmm...I've been missing out!

I do see lots of people with those weird chin hairs (including my aunt). Maybe they just don't notice them?!?

Melissa said...

This is something I don't understand either... what's worse is when a woman SHAVES her face and then has stubble... :S

Jean Knee said...

sometimes I have stubble---really, it's worse?

gack!! someone will write a post about women with stubble and my upper lip will be the phoro

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

Me and Jimmy Buffet delight in the wonders of 'Pencil Thin Mustaches.'

My mom had a friend whose wife sported lots and lots of long wiry hairs popping out of her chin. When I was 6, I walked up to her and told her that she reminded me of a giant catfish.

My mom says that the lady was thoroughly plucked the next time we saw her.

Anonymous said...

Hey,
I just googled mustachioed women and got to your site. I'm looking for a good mug of a mustache so I hope you don't mind if I borrow the picture on yours. I'm blogging about women with mustaches today at andreaaskowitz.com and I want to say that I admire women with mustaches. I think these women are bold. If a woman has hair naturally then why hide it? Fuck society. That's what I think.
Love,
Naturally mustacheless

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