I wish I had a cock to overexpose. I want something interesting like that for days when I don't have much to ramble about. Do you have any suggestions for me? Maybe I could use Henry the garden gnome?
jean knee, I checked your blog and you have 13.2% cussing... how is that possible since on this post alone, the word cock is used a gajillion times? Mine scored 93% and I'm dang proud of it!!!
That thing is awesome, Brian. Some crybabies on that site were saying it's too small for a fish environment da da da, but it would be perfect for one betta fish, especially if it is comatose 99% of the time.
House guests would be afraid to flush it in case the fish went down, and if one died you could always tell Lean that's what happened, to save you digging a hole each time.
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FIRST!!!!!!!
I agree with Drew, putting the cock away for a sunny day seems like a good idea.
Then you’d have to lotion him up a bit, put some sunscreen on it so it doesn’t get sunburned…
uhm,
ouch
put lotion on the cock and rub it.
not a bad idea.....
NOOOOooOOOOooOOOO!
I'm protesting this decision.
Make that strongly protesting.
Make that super strongly protesting.
Make that super infinitively strongly protesting.
:(
Also, don't you be listening to no Bee (sorry Bee) and no Dan.
That cock won't want to be rubbed with sunscreen.
I just knows it!
If we can't see your cock, show us something stiff, such as Cupcake.
Hey! I was eleventh!!!!!!
Unintentionally masterful timing!
there's something that just ain't right about a guy sayin this to a girl, or anyone
"If we can't see your cock, show us something stiff,"
NCS--there will be no cock rubbing
This post is too perverted,even for me.
Dirty bounders.
I'm going through defnite Cock Withdrawal Symptoms. :(
Hey, how come you haven't come over to agree to swapping some soxy sox with me?
I know you can't resist sox swapping with random strangers. Just do it, Jean Knee!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
Bring Mr CDD Back!
you people are soooo nasty!!
Brian said he wanted to see your cupcake.......
Bring the cock out!
Bring the cock out!
:'(
Bring back the fun cock.
We approve!
=:>
I wish I had a cock to overexpose. I want something interesting like that for days when I don't have much to ramble about.
Do you have any suggestions for me? Maybe I could use Henry the garden gnome?
Well Jean Knee, looks like you have a near riot in your hands.
Whatcha gonna do?
Cock or Bust!
I'm having cock withdrawals!
jean knee, I checked your blog and you have 13.2% cussing... how is that possible since on this post alone, the word cock is used a gajillion times?
Mine scored 93% and I'm dang proud of it!!!
cock is no cuss word, it means male chicken--I'm sure of it
OH, AND THANKS FOR SAYing dang on my rated G blog :)
JEAN KNEE!
Have a look at this. You must get one!
fish-n-flush
That thing is awesome, Brian. Some crybabies on that site were saying it's too small for a fish environment da da da, but it would be perfect for one betta fish, especially if it is comatose 99% of the time.
it's $300 smackaroos--maybe it'll go on sale
House guests would be afraid to flush it in case the fish went down, and if one died you could always tell Lean that's what happened, to save you digging a hole each time.
and one easy step from tank to the bowl for fast flushing. sweeet
Wow, where have I been?
Hoping your cock is enjoying his private time
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