Why Do You Always Have to Put a Title on These Things?

So in between cleaning out my craft hoard house and keeping up with Christmas orders I jumped over here to show you how cute Skeleton Head Crow looks in his holiday duds.

Can you say awww?

I'm Not Dead or in the Loony Bin

I know you've been missing me since all the Halloween shenanigans. I really hate to say goodbye to my favorite Holiday but it's time to move on. I'm skipping Thanksgiving since it isn't commercialized enough for me.

So, onto Christmas. Here is a Santa standing on a natural polished hemp ball.
If it doesn't sell I'm gonna smoke it.

And now a PSA

Some ass wipe has been sending emails with my friend's names on them and when you click there is just a link. When you click that it takes you to porno. Apparently I sent myself one of the links with my own email address on it. Talk about spam! huh!

Just know I will not send you any porno links, ever. I keep those all for myself. If you receive an email from me and it only has a link you don't want to open it.

Halloween Stuff

What, me worry?

This one is the most chilling. Can you see that ghost? Right there where it looks blurry or not in focus, by the hat? yep a spirit

he's a bad boy

cutest pumpkin in the known universe

just a peek leaving you wanting more

Mr. Cocka-Doodle-Doo is wearing pig lights. Yeah, I don't get it either

Hoping you have a great time on this, the most magical night of the year (Oct. 31)

Oops

Dang I had that thing upside down. Sorry for all the confusion. Oh and to the guy called "the savage" who wants a date.? Shove it freakshow this is a mommy blog.

The Winner

Thank you to everyone who entered the contest, all three of you. My random number generator chose the winner this morning. Kind of. Okay I put the names in a hat (not really a hat just my hand) and pulled out Brian's name! But then Brian has already received a huge wonderful prize from me so that really isn't fair. I pulled out another name, it's Bee! This one isn't fair either because Bee has gotten fabulous prizes from me plus I have actually touched her, in person, yes. Not a perv.

Third time is a charm I pulled out reforminggeek! Yea! Congratulations you finally won, (after three tries but who's counting right).

I Feel Like Having a Contest and I'll Probably Really Send the Prize This Time

My poor little Cupcake hasn't eaten in 6 days. I thought we could have a contest to see who can guess his exact last day alive. But then I thought that might be a little wrong so instead here's the alternate contest. WOO HOO!!

So you know how I make a gazillion skeletons and sometimes write a little story about them? On my etsy?. No? Whatever I like to give 'em a little history but I'm having writer's block so I want you to do it for me. For some kind of prize.

Here's a little example:

The Markham brothers are joined at the brow and share one eye. They've worked at the circus as the sinister clown for as long as they can remember. But, they are ready for something new. Won't you bring them into your home to live? They are very good with children. Especially naughty ones.

This fun skeleton is going to party 'til the sun comes up in his favorite color green. Ken is wearing his most festive hat with matching crepe paper collar. He carries a sign so everyone will know he's spooky. Last year Sandy laughed at him saying he looked lame, but not this time. Now he's spooky times 10. yeah!

And now here is the skeleton you get to name and describe. Make it good but not too long. Winner announced soon.

Go here if you need more views

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58099312/super-fun-skeleton

Cupcake II is on His Death Bed

This time we won't need the freezer

probably