I wore my hair curly, in that medusa snake style. I did feel like someone else. Or at least someone who looks different; therefore not the person that made the blunder.
I did stay in the dugout the whole time, away from the other fans. I was asked by the dugout mother to help her out since she was in a codeine induced stupor (toothache). She laughed at all my insane blabbering which tells me I should only talk to stoned people. They get me in a way sober people just can't.
I finally glanced over to the bleachers. There she was. Fake Grama-sister, Gracie's real mother sitting on the bottom row. And oh my gack she now has strawberry blond hair. Obviously I hadn't wrecked her self esteem. In fact I probably nudged her to have that youthful hair re-do make over. I provided a service here people. I knew it would all work out.
Do you suppose she knew I was the medusa woman? One of the girls on the team didn't recognize me and I talk to her at every game.
hmmmm
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She totally didn't know it was you.
She couldn't possibly recognize you. Since looking at Medusa turns people into stone, she must not have been paying that much attention.
Beware Greeks bearing swords, shields (they don't get turned to stone if they look at your reflection in a shield) and a bag (for the severed head)...
YIKES! Beware of Brian!
You have the perfect disguise.
Medusa hair is a better disguise than sunglasses and a hat.
Medusa has always been one of my favorite Greeks. She was a fashion pioneer and it warms my heart to hear that you're wearing her hairstyle.
I've missed ya Jean Knee.
Oh, and I'm still waiting on my prize sucker to be mailed to me. Not that I'm bitter, but it's been a while.
Hey jean knee I think she should be on her knees thanking you for the push she needed to purty herself up! She should also be thanking you because the new wife probably doesn't put out as much cuz she's weirded out! Win win.
Medusa kills the Kraken.
The end.
Oh wait.
But Medusa lost her head.
Hmmm.
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