Thursday, April 1, 2010

Pondering

There's a dead kangaroo on the side of the road,
does anyone wish it was Nancy Pelosi?



I wrote this poem after seeing an actual dead kangaroo on the side of the road.

I know.

24 comments:

Stacey said...

That was beautiful..and yes I do.

Brian o vretanos said...

Couldn't you find anything to rhyme with pelosi?

Jean Knee said...

It wasn't the kind that rhymes. It's the kind that makes you all philosophical like.

ReformingGeek said...

Not around here there's not.

;-)

Jean Knee said...

the kangaroo was out there for two days, finally someone took it away.

Bee said...

I want to live in your country jean knee but with live kangroos instead of dead.

Bee said...

Here is my poem:

My skin is itchy. I wonder if there are apples in the kitchen.

Brian o vretanos said...

rosy, cosy, dozy, mosey, "no, see!", "go see"...

Brian o vretanos said...

All poetry should rhyme, otherwise how can you tell it's a poem?

I wonder, since my skin is itchin'
if there's any apples in the kitchen.

Jean Knee said...

you can tell it's a poem if it touches you deep in your heart like Bee's poem did just now.

awesome work Bee

Brian o vretanos said...

Are you sure that wasn't indigestion from a kangeroo burger?

Jean Knee said...

that poor kangaroo was from a rescue I'm sure. We don't eat them here although I'm sure they are tasty, that thing was huge.

Jean Knee said...

Bee, have you noticed Brian always showing off his poetry prowess? Do you think he's trying to compensate for, uhhh, something?

Bee said...

Holy crap, Brian! That's some great rhyming skills!

jean knee, you and I get each other cuz we're both on the other side of sane.

Brian o vretanos said...

You're suffering from Aeneas envy, Jean Knee...

Bee said...

Ha ha ha! Anus envy!!!

Jean Knee said...

I just spewed my anemic decaf hot tea just now

Bee said...

Does a stripper have boobs if there's nobody there to see them?

Jean Knee said...

of course not. Just like I don't have a big ass when there's no one there to see it

Bee said...

Me and my hot bod agree with you!

Rhonda said...

A dead kangaroo in Texas? It was probably culture shock.

They eat them in Australia -- and they are not tasty.

No Cool Story said...

I thought you lived in the US.

What other fibs have you told us Jean Knee?!?

No Cool Story said...

BTW, I told my husband about your plate stealing adventure.

I messed it all up. *Sigh*

Now you're gonna have to fix it when we come visit you.
Sorry.

Millie said...

I love you, and I just plagiarized your poem on Facebook.

Thought you'd want to know.