And so we were at dinner last night (I know I write about restaurant experiences a lot but honestly it's the only thing I do that remotely resembles having a life) when that song bar room blitz came on. It's a pretty cool song and Drew asks me if it's Ted Nugent singing it.
"No way, that's a pretty good song" (sorry Ted ).
" I'm pretty sure it's Ted Nugent"
"Nah"
Then Drew starts messing with his phone to see who sang it. He asked me, the compound word challenged , if bar room was one word or two. One word or two, I never know. He couldn't find it so he just typed in Ted Nugent.
" Here's something about Ted saying he's going to kill Hillary and Obama"
" Is he in jail? If there is someone I'd take at their word about killing me it'd be him" He was kicked off as a columnist on our local paper for his radical views after all
" I don't know, I don't know. Here it is. It's ball room blitz (one word or two?). A play on words or something something, ahhh I can't see it"
Hmmmmm
That was when I realized my BFF relationship with Ted was over for good. I didn't even care about his death threats or his song. I had to face it. I've felt empty all these months emailing Ted and having him not email me back because I wouldn't pay--so one sided you know. Guess we're breaking up Ted. If you have anything to say about this don't email me and I'll know how you feel.
I refuse to cry.
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You have excited my curiosity (that happens a lot when I read your blog) and now I must google several things...
1) lyrics
2) death threats
3) you and Ted Nugent? I hope I can find some photographic evidence.
Well crap Millie you got my curiosity up so I googled ballroom blitz and just like I thought, it isn't Ted Nugent! Ha, suck on that Drew.
the death threat thing seems to be true, they have a video of him telling Hillary and Obama to suck on his machine gun.
we absolutely were bffs for awhile, you just don't keep up with my blog enough
and I just checked ballroom is one word
I ain't changin it
Maybe now you should find some anti-ted-nugget club and try not joining that. You might get a better deal.
I already didn't join that one.
hmmm
Wow! I'm impressed and a bit scared at the same time.
Did you ever see that show where he was shooting at people? Dude is nuts so you're better off without him.
I know I'm better off...
but...he was so polite even while I was dissin him
I had the same thing with a local reporter in Atlanta. I used his editorial as my primary source and emailed him with no response. I needed him thoughts on my paper to get a better grade. So, on my next paper, I used him again. Emailed again. No response. Then I sent him a rude email. And then I saw him on the train and I followed him a little. Now we are facebook friends.
NOT TED NUGENT????
Of all the people who could use a good shotgun suck, it's those two
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