Dear Lady who kept laughing so very loudly in Logan's Roadhouse while we were eating dinner,
Thanks so much for ruining our only night out with your non stop laughing antics. You sounded just like a braying donkey only a little louder. Thanks. I had to forcibly keep my fork from poking out my left eye.
You're in your 50's so surely someone by now has stared at you rudely (I mean besides myself) or asked you to please keep it down. Your poor husband sat beside you like he was in a daze, my gawd the horrors you must have put him through over the years. You probably blab at the poor guy non stop and drive your daughter in law bat shit with your inane chattering.
Please stay home if you can't control yourself in the future. No one was amused by you. Absolutely no one.
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I work with someone like that. And when they laugh I am pretty sure a puppy dies.
We Approve!!!
Hum....maybe her medication needs adjusting. It's too bad she had to share that fact with everyone.
I might have been tempted to nudge the server refilling her beverage....
Oops.
There are times in life that I wish I had a tape recorder on my person... that would have been one of those times
it would have broken the tape recorder. This was so bad I'm convinced she was one of the devils minions.
Sorry jean knee. I'll try to keep it down next time.
Blimey, an American who's too loud? Is that some kind of record?
It's the same story with cinemas, public transport and shops. The other people really bugger things up. The only way to escape is to become rich enough so that you can have your own personal restuarant, cinema, plane, coach and can employ Bee to do your shopping for you. I'd do all this if I didn't have to keep spending all my money on divorce lawyers...
I am allowed to go out to eat wherever I like. It's a free country.
LOL ... I have a friend that laughs like that and I try not to say anything amusing when we go out to lunch. How awful is that? ;)
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Wow anonymous.
Just...wow.
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I had a roommate a few years ago that literally laughed "ha ha ha ha." It was awful. And really loud. And we all speculated about if she was faking it or not. And then she turned crazy and put furniture in the front yard in a historic neighborhood.
Note to self...another reason to carry duct tape EVERYWHERE!
She was obviously auditioning to be the laugh track on a really crappy comedian's upcoming CD release.
I'm competitive. I would have tried to outlaugh her and thrown in a snort, fart, and a projectile spitting maneuver just for good meaure.
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